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Douche Nozzle

THE mega DOUCHE... leader of all douche bag like fagwads, and only one compared to Nigward himself may express the term known as "Douche Nozzle"
DUDE, you are such a hecking Douche Nozzle
by Douche Lord The Great 6969 January 1, 2019
mugGet the Douche Nozzlemug.
Knocking snow out of the gas pump nozzle I'm winter to prevent water in the tank
by Dycokac February 12, 2019
mugGet the whacking the nozzle against the pumpmug.

Douche Nozzle

A mythical three headed beast that exists within a workplace (usually an office) whose sole purpose for being is to verbally abuse and harass their manager, who try as he / she might, can never seem to do enough to stop them from breaking his spirit, day after day after (long and weary) day
On their own, any one of the three parts of a douche nozzle maketh an easily defeatable foe, but when combined (like Voltron), they form a truly unstoppable workplace bully
by Sergeant Boulder August 22, 2011
mugGet the Douche Nozzlemug.

frouche nozzle

1.) a person's head (not head of your penis, the one above your neck)

2.) someone who is being such a fruity douche that the doucheyness is practically spraying from them like from a nozzle
person a: hey let me feel your head
person b: DON'T TOUCH MY FROUCHE NOZZLE

a: did you see the guy dancing by himself?
b: yeah he is such a frouche nozzle
by brendan carr-skies February 19, 2009
mugGet the frouche nozzlemug.

brozzle nozzle

Deriving from the use of the slang word "brozz" (singular "brozzle") for a persons "bro's", the phrase "brozzle nozzle" is a reference to the male member. Obvious as it looks, it is the nozzle, scientific term penis, on any particular brozzle, scientific term male, so to speak.
Example 1-
Person A-Can someone please explain a belt-tuck to that guy?
Person B-I know dude, his brozzle nozzle is raging out of control!

Example 2-
He better watch out mowing the lawn without pants-might get his brozzle nozzle caught in the blades...
by Ander Pisker October 26, 2007
mugGet the brozzle nozzlemug.

carpet nozzle

Your nose.
You take your best girl out for lunch and she wants spaghetti, so you order spaghetti for two. Everything is going well until you get some tomato sauce on your carpet nozzle, so embarasing.
by timsworld July 30, 2020
mugGet the carpet nozzlemug.

Dough nozzle

A semi erect penis that can't be mashed into desired area. Much like pushing rope into a small hole. The end result is a sticky mess with goals unachieved.
He was so drunk, it was a dough nozzle. pushing rope
by KayRonMarySausage March 5, 2017
mugGet the Dough nozzlemug.

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