mountain nigga

European decent from the mountain. Offen used in disgraceful manner.

I seen mountain nigga robbing pizza hut.

by jobie1 June 21, 2014

Mr mountain

The guy with the biggest dick and the biggest brain absolute peak of masculinity and the best teacher one could wish for.
His testosterone levels are higher than snoop dog

Maciej :Mr mountain is such a guy .
Ethan : ikr I would smash

by God at guitar 84 February 6, 2023

Mountain Goating

Consistently mashing the jump button to get up to hard to reach locations. Relevant in the gaming industry mostly. Even more so in games like Skyrim, Halo Reach and games with high walls and cliffs that jumping can help scale. Stems from mountain goats, who are excellent climbers themselves.

"How did you get up there so high, you Mountain Goating motherf*cker!"

by JewngerBreadMan November 17, 2014

Mountain Coochie

When a woman's pussy is so clean and pristine that it's as fresh as mountain spring water.

"Rachel's got that fuckin' Mountain Coochie, my dude."

by MozzarellaSticksFuckingRule March 14, 2021

Mountain Gooch

When the area between your ass and genitals become sweaty or moist.

This workout is giving me the worst Mountain Gooch ever

by jlee6 March 2, 2010

Mountain Turtle

A mountain turtle is that special someone who always knows how to lift your spirits. They are always there even when they aren't. The mountain turtle creates a world of happiness and a bubble of which you never want to leave. just saying her name brings a smile to my face. There's no one who could touch my heart the way you do. I love you, my perfect little beautiful mountain turtle.

I can hardly wait to see you again. I’m dying to feel you in my arms. I love you Mountain Turtle.

by Itty bitty teenie tiny September 15, 2019

Molehill Mountaineer

A person who constantly and relentlessly takes the tiniest little thing, and blows it way out of preportion; like a five year old.

Kenny is such a Molehill Mountaineer, he only lost one game, not twenty.

by The Mad English July 23, 2016