fungal infection

an infectious condition consisting of a parasitic fungus.

"put your cock away bro, why does that thing have mushrooms growing on it dude, that's honestly really grody"
"please Murray, I don't want to see that thing"
"dude, this is a school, put that away before someone walks past"
"dude, that's a legit fungal infection, thank god you haven't been able to transmit it"

by shitpostinghotgirl April 10, 2024

insidious infection

A trash person that tries to get with a person that already is in a relationship. Probably also has some type of std given the name.

Person A: Where did you get your chlamydia from?
Person B: From Insidious Infection

by SuperTEAAAAAA August 22, 2021

Kitten infection

An infection given to you by a dog licking you corrosively. It may cause you to get sick or just the ick. Be caution and get a cat

Oh shit yo dog gave me the damn kitten infection

by Sorryimstillhere November 22, 2022

Beast Infection

To be inundated with an awesome aura of energy that infiltrates others around you akin to an aphrodisiac virus.

That guy has been lifting and dieting so much that his beast infection has turned critical

by ArtofAwesome October 9, 2013

Sensitivity, Abscesses, And Cognitive Behavioral Skills Causes Sexually Transmitted Infections And Diseases

Sensitivity, Abscesses, And Cognitive Behavioral Skills Causes Sexually Transmitted Infections And Diseases

Sensitivity, Abscesses, And Cognitive Behavioral Skills Causes Sexually Transmitted Infections And Diseases

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

staff infection

A contagion-caused illness transmitted to you by the personnel at a business-establishment.

Harry claims to have gotten a staff infection at the hospital, but I can't see how that could be --- all the workers there are very careful about germs, so it seems unlikely that he would have caught any illnesses from them. Plus he's such an ugly and obnoxious-natured dude that I seriously doubt that any of the female nurses would have wanted to have sex with him.

by QuacksO October 31, 2018

Toe infection

Connor might have to get his toe cut off!!!

Connor’s toe infection is wild!!!

by Not bubble guys March 1, 2022