Awkward Handshake

When someone goes to give you a handshake and you keep all you fingers together leaving the person confused.

Tori:Remember when Mike pulled an awkward handshake on my dad?
Ike:Yeah, he whooped his ass after that.

Both:Good Times.

by BigBossRoo19 June 15, 2012

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Russian handshake

A type of anal fisting where the fist is lubed up with diesel before entry into the anal passage .

I can't remember what happend last night my ass feels like someone gave me a "Russian handshake" .

by Big__tasty May 02, 2019

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Anal fisting and or the act of anal fisting

See Sicilian fist bump

Steve gave that dirty whore a Grecian Handshake and there was a slight odor on his appendages.

by Hucku1975 October 20, 2015

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When two mens penises intertwine like the snakes on the medical staff

I saw Ticker Carlson give that man a Republican Handshake!!

by TitanRob February 11, 2022

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A handjob. Milking the dick for that secret sauce. (also acceptable: mayo handshake)

1: Damn, what’s that ambulance doing behind the car dealership at this time of night?
2: Probably giving each other mayonnaise handshakes!

by Chloe_Renee June 29, 2023

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The sexual act of double penetration while on a boat or body of water; any sexual act while on a boat or body of water involving more than one penis.

"During the cruise, Lisa met two guys at the bar who gave her an octopus handshake."

by Chuck15065 April 14, 2010

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when two tongues go to greet one another and perform a handshake without their lips touching

Did you guys make out?
No...it was more of a tongue handshake.

by jhokat February 12, 2011

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