max the dog

1. dog who becomes crashing into things such as walls or doors while being chasing flashlights.

2. Loud as fuck.

3. jumps like a black man.

4. dog that pisses off cats untill he is mauled by them

1. "that max the dog broke through his second door today, oh wait, third."

2. "that system of a down music was max the dog in hot topic store"
"I know bolth my ears and my anus started to bleed"

3. "oh here he goes, he's going to jump"
"yo he just pulled a max the dog and jumped 6 feet 7inches in the air"

4."im sorry we couldn't save your dog ma'm he just pissed off that cat a little too much"

by the gentile gangsta' December 24, 2003

Dressing the Dog

To Dress the dog means to place socks, mittens or rags around a dogs paws just before intercourse to prevent un-necessary scratching to your back.

Pete: Has anyone seen my white socks?

Ian: Yes - Craig is upstairs dressing the dog with them
Pete: Dressing the dog? what do you mean?
Ian: Craig is using your socks to prevent claw marks on his back when he gets roughly mounted by Fido
Pete: Ahhhh - thats ok then - so you think he will tag me in for a go?
Ian: Sure - if you put a schmacko in your ass you may even get a good rimming - Dogs go wacko for schmacko's

by oFF THE rIchter VIKTOR November 20, 2011

fuckin' the dog

sitting around doing nothing.

"What did you do last night?"
"I was just fuckin' the dog."

by jabyb October 24, 2007

spit on the floor and call the dog a bastard

Make yourself at home, get comfortable, act like you own the place, mi casa es su casa. An exclamation of welcome.

Hey, welcome to my house. Sit down, make yourself comfortable, spit on the floor and call the dog a bastard.

by Zadok the Priest March 9, 2008

Fuck the Dog

Relaxing by doing as little as possible. Generally one might watch TV, eat and nap.

by Alex August 18, 2003

walk the dog

A poker tactic where you have a powerhouse hand and someone is betting into you. Instead of raising, you just let the other person do all the betting for you until the very end.

If I re-raise, he's just gonna fold. Better just walk the dog.

by henry73 September 16, 2005

poop the dog

The act taking a dog outside for the sole purpose of allowing the animal to deficate. The activity is finished once the dog poops. There is no fun or exercise involved.

At my apartment complex, most of the dog owners just poop the dog a few times a day. The good thing is that they always pick up the waste.

by yes juanito yes June 4, 2015