you fight like a dairy farmer

The best insult EVER CREATED.

Spawned from The Secret Of Monkey Island, this insult is best used when lashed upon an unwitting fencing companion and/or pirate

"You fight like a dairy farmer!"

"How appropriate, you fight like a cow"

by Memma June 23, 2004

Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man

When a girl inserts a roll of quarters into a guys ass hole, then proceeds to jerk him off while he is squatting and his penis is aimed towards a paper cup (like the ones used to hold ice cream at the ice cream shop). When the guy cums into the cup, the pressure of the orgasm pushes the quarters out.

So just like the Olde Time Ice Cream guys, you get a cup full of cream and change back!

Girl, my man be smilin' like a fat kid at Baskin' Robins. All because I gave him a "Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man", ate the snack and spent the money!

by CountDisco October 22, 2012

Riding my horse to Dairy Queen

The act of mounting one’s bed post and neighing loudly while eating soft serve ice cream

I’m gonna be riding my horse to Dairy Queen later, wanna cum along?

by Gmork the Wolf November 26, 2021

partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage

The best drinks at Krusty Burger. Also called "shakes" at "McDonalds".

"Hey, I heard they put a new McDonalds in down the street. Yeah, they have them same things as Krusty Burger, like these Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-dairy Gum-based Beverages. Except they don't call them that. No, they call them 'shakes'."

by Harvey January 06, 2004

Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage

The Springfieldian word for 'milk shake' found at Krusty Burger.

<Wiggum> Do they have Krusty-Partially-Gelatinated-Non-Dairy-Gum-Based-Beverages?
<Lou> Mm-hm. And they call 'em "Shakes"
<Eddie> Heh. "Shakes". You don't know what you're gettin'.
<Wiggum> Well I know what I'm gettin'. Some donuts.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003

Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages

The thing chief Wiggum (Simpsons TV series) asks for at the Krusty Burger Restaurant in Springfield. He wants to know if it is available at McDonald's.

Wiggum:... Do they have Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages?
Policeman 1: They call them shakes.
Policeman 2: Hum, shakes. Policeman: Then you're know what you're getting!
Wiggum: I know what I'm getting, some donuts!

by Buggeros October 08, 2006

chocolate infused dairy cocktail

1. Chocolate milk (Choccy milk)
2. planet fitness

"It's not just choccy milk, it is the chocolate infused dairy cocktail!" Every diet company

by Djeb_8059 April 30, 2023