Cunt Castle

A house full of pampered, spoiled, selfish, stupid, whiny daddys girls with no spines or manners and loose vaginas.

Dude 1: "Lets go over to Alpha Gam, they're having a party."
Dude 2: "Hell no, that place is a cunt castle."

by falconduvent May 24, 2011

Siege the castle

A game where one person clinches their butt cheeks while the other tries to penetrate them.

I was trying to siege the castle, but I wasn't making any ground.

by Riq1982 November 1, 2017

Castle Black

Crack house in Kensington where Munson used to turn tricks to help pay for his fantasy baseball and football debts.

Let's head over to Castle Black to get our dicks sucked for cheap by the Munson

by Joey Joe Joe Sham Sham September 20, 2011

Bouncy castle

When you get done having sex and are filled with his kids

He filled me up like a bouncy castle

by Sawyer Tom December 22, 2021

sam castle

Sam castle the perfect definition is god

Thank god no thank Sam castle

by Scastle October 8, 2021

disco castle

A beautifully decorated dwelling in which fashionably dressed cocky men throw incredible parties that beautiful women attend. The adult version of a frat house.

Ex. 1: OMG did you see those instagram photos of Tiffany? She was at a disco castle party.

Ex. 2: If you're looking to meet a bunch of fratty men just go to a party at the disco castle.

by Brittanika October 29, 2019

cream castle

A shitty airbnb in Mormon country that smells of cat piss, with a very odd nonsensical floor plan, hidden basement, a demon drawing on the wall and bathrooms with no walls but a bidet. And a questionable hot tub. That happens to be cream colored.

Are y’all ready to head back to the Cream Castle? We have shredded all day in Park City and I can’t feel my toes. Need a hot tub dip.

by Cream Queen December 13, 2020