by ReggyF September 6, 2008
Get the Alan Shearer mug.1. To leave the presence of others that are annoying in a decisive manner.
2. Having sex with someone named Alan.
3. To deal unto others violence in the most unpleasant manner imaginable.
2. Having sex with someone named Alan.
3. To deal unto others violence in the most unpleasant manner imaginable.
1. Jon picks up his things and leaves angry.
Jill- "What is his problem?"
Bill- "He's just doing an Alan."
2. Bob- "So, if you're not busy later, maybe we can hook up?"
Jane- "Sorry, I'll be doing an Alan."
3. "Oh, My God! What is that man doing?"
"Just Run! He's doing an Alan."
Jill- "What is his problem?"
Bill- "He's just doing an Alan."
2. Bob- "So, if you're not busy later, maybe we can hook up?"
Jane- "Sorry, I'll be doing an Alan."
3. "Oh, My God! What is that man doing?"
"Just Run! He's doing an Alan."
by Alan G July 23, 2008
Get the Doing an Alan mug.A bigot filled with hate, hypocrisy, and moral perversion. Also, he was a Republican candiate in the 2004 Illinois senate race. His opponent, Barack Obama defeated the low-life by a landslide. He is a religious fascist. His extremism preached intolerance, hate, and idiocy. His daughter, Maya Keyes, came out as a lesbian shortly after he lost the election. Alan Keyes then disowned his daughter and refused to pay for her schooling. However, justice prevailed as a good school gave her free tuition. Alan Keyes stated Christ would not vote for a Democrat and the all homosexuals are selfish hedonists.
by DOS Emulation April 4, 2005
Get the Alan Keyes mug.Ths biggest music nerd in all of Canada (maybe the world). His show ,The On-Going History Of New Music, is aired on almost every rock radio station in Canada. He can also play the drums and has published a few books.
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