by ReggyF September 6, 2008

1. To leave the presence of others that are annoying in a decisive manner.
2. Having sex with someone named Alan.
3. To deal unto others violence in the most unpleasant manner imaginable.
2. Having sex with someone named Alan.
3. To deal unto others violence in the most unpleasant manner imaginable.
1. Jon picks up his things and leaves angry.
Jill- "What is his problem?"
Bill- "He's just doing an Alan."
2. Bob- "So, if you're not busy later, maybe we can hook up?"
Jane- "Sorry, I'll be doing an Alan."
3. "Oh, My God! What is that man doing?"
"Just Run! He's doing an Alan."
Jill- "What is his problem?"
Bill- "He's just doing an Alan."
2. Bob- "So, if you're not busy later, maybe we can hook up?"
Jane- "Sorry, I'll be doing an Alan."
3. "Oh, My God! What is that man doing?"
"Just Run! He's doing an Alan."
by Alan G July 23, 2008

A bigot filled with hate, hypocrisy, and moral perversion. Also, he was a Republican candiate in the 2004 Illinois senate race. His opponent, Barack Obama defeated the low-life by a landslide. He is a religious fascist. His extremism preached intolerance, hate, and idiocy. His daughter, Maya Keyes, came out as a lesbian shortly after he lost the election. Alan Keyes then disowned his daughter and refused to pay for her schooling. However, justice prevailed as a good school gave her free tuition. Alan Keyes stated Christ would not vote for a Democrat and the all homosexuals are selfish hedonists.
by DOS Emulation April 4, 2005

Ths biggest music nerd in all of Canada (maybe the world). His show ,The On-Going History Of New Music, is aired on almost every rock radio station in Canada. He can also play the drums and has published a few books.
by SDMALO December 13, 2006

by jimmy84 May 13, 2008

A beautiful Mexican born country music lover who is a little too into his sideburns. Is going to Illinois State University.. and will get it daily nightly and ever so rightly.
Wanna chill with Alan Velasquez tonight?
I would, but he's gettin it in and getting his laundry done at the same time.
I would, but he's gettin it in and getting his laundry done at the same time.
by Guerinpridewoo April 26, 2011

A highly intelligent dog of chinese descent. Usually known as ChoiChoi to humans. Alan Choi07 has displayed immense intellect by displaying the capability to converse in both English and dog language. Due to the misunderstood threat that Alan Choi07 can pose to the chinese authorities, it has been neutered.
by arieslazarel July 8, 2009
