Za Zoo

Definition: Za Zoo is a wife who is slender, tall, athletic, spicy, and loves puppies.

In use: After seeing a sexy married woman, "Woah, look at that za zoo" or "Oh, za zoo, take advantage of me."

by bloodstaindknees September 12, 2013

zoo keeper

the act of gathering various pets or animals and placing them in your bed while you bang your girlfriend -> may result in various scratches all over your body

charicter one: - i pulled a zoo keeper last night
friend: - really? how was it?
charicter 1: - it was going well untill my girlfriend found out it was the dog licking her and not me

by dan and eric September 26, 2006

Zoo Squad

The definition cannot be put into written word and takes to long to explain orally.

Zoo Squad is indescribable

by henrymrespectswomen May 7, 2017

pubic zoo

(n) group of animals that live in one's pubic area

There are constant battles b/w edwin the snapping turtle and xena the chinchilla in zollo's pubic zoo

by missy November 24, 2002

Zoo Keeper

1. A person who owns black slaves.

Yo man, did you hear that James Madison was a Zoo Keeper?

by Cracka ass hater March 30, 2010

To Go To The Zoo

Another word for going to the gym and getting huge so you can pull large amounts of women. Founded in Frisco, TX in 2009 by the entrepreneurs Tyler DuBay and Brantley Carroll.

"Dam son we need to go to the zoo so we can pull those ladies"

by Joseph Smith, Mormon Savior December 3, 2009

hum-zoo

short for human zoo..
a train wreck
picture lions runnig around the park, chasing zebras.. the monkeys are throwing shit at the guests

Friend 1:Dude, stay away from her she's a zoo
Friend 2: What?
Friend 1: a hum-zoo

by wstsdgrl March 12, 2008