Texas Swamp Donkey

The girl your friend is a tad ashamed of.
Mostly found in rural southern river towns. Usually not attractive, but usually rock a solid farm girl ass and rack. Most smoke, drink, and are premiscus. If they have kids they never have custody or the mother assumes responsibility.

A Texas Swamp Donkey is always a female, very stout, and between a 2 and 4 in attractiveness.

by LazyLarry27 December 13, 2020

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Aka sheryl ann reeder less hygienic homeless bitch with low moralsand poor character and will absolute absolutely do any sexual acts for either drugs mainly meth or a cigg cant trust her tends to stink and straves for attention they tend to alway have knee probs and pussy is blow out she gets nowhere in life lives and use people pussy usualy smells like cat piss

Sheryl reeder a real nasty swamp donkey bitch stinks

by Couperider March 31, 2025

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Sarah’s hoopty truck

Tim: “What the fuck is that sound?”

Nick: “Oh that’s the Swamp Donkey. We know she’s here before she does.”

by Emtff99 August 2, 2021

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Another term for a home run in baseball.

Dude just hit another swamp donkey.

by Brothersred April 2, 2024

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Swamp Donkey Someone who retains high working ethics even though the environment they are working within maybe hostile or even working against them. Similar to the concept of a 'workhorse' but in worse conditions and equipped with second rate equipment. Can also be used to describe someone who land in a flat area prone to flooding and boggy soil.

"Even a Swamp Donkey would struggle trying to work like this"

by Jeffa Down Under August 20, 2018

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