Maria: I just got a new job. I should update my Facebook status.
Alex: Yes, that is status worthy news.
Fred: I see Liam is eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for dinner according to his Facebook profile.
May: That is not status worthy. It is status abuse
Alex: Yes, that is status worthy news.
Fred: I see Liam is eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for dinner according to his Facebook profile.
May: That is not status worthy. It is status abuse
by Rex Roddy April 01, 2010
A person who makes their status on facebook, myspace, etc., something that people will OBVIOUSLY ask about, then refuses to elaborate
Jan Smith: is so tired of this and cant take it anymore!
------Sally Johnson: d00de jan teh eff is up?!
Jan Smith: Oh nothing DOT DOT DOT DOT
= status tease
------Sally Johnson: d00de jan teh eff is up?!
Jan Smith: Oh nothing DOT DOT DOT DOT
= status tease
by ayemaynedayyy January 16, 2009
by ripped October 26, 2005
When a group of friends from college or high school who haven't talked to/seen each other in a long time all comment on a mutual friend's Facebook status, usually about something they all agree on or feel strongly about.
It was great catching up with the class of '87 on that status reunion last night. I'm glad we can all agree that the latest episode of "Breaking Bad" was the shit.
by Stat Flanley August 16, 2011
What you rate on thee old "popularity chart". You can rage from 1- how many people there are in your school/ college/university/work, first (1) being the highest of coarse, last (the # of students in your education/work) being the lowest (where you don't wanna be in!)
Girl 1: Whats your Popularity Status?
Boy 1: 20, you?
Girl 1: Really?! Mines 14!
Girl 2: Mines only 27 *Sighh* :/ Oh well, at least it isnt as bad as her, she probably has 784
Boy 2: Yeah!!! XD
Boy 1: 20, you?
Girl 1: Really?! Mines 14!
Girl 2: Mines only 27 *Sighh* :/ Oh well, at least it isnt as bad as her, she probably has 784
Boy 2: Yeah!!! XD
by ForgeousChic101 July 21, 2011
When a female is so turned on, horny, and wet that she starts dripping fluid out of her vagina, basically ruining her panties.
Chick: Did you see Serge Ibaka in the OKC Thunder game last night?
Friend: No
Chick: He was so hot, I saw him and instantly got waterfall status
Or
Chick: I love when my boyfriend sends me dick pics, I always get waterfall status.
Friend: No
Chick: He was so hot, I saw him and instantly got waterfall status
Or
Chick: I love when my boyfriend sends me dick pics, I always get waterfall status.
by timmytheripper July 18, 2014
Noun- Ultimate, the best, worthy of praise, awesome, high quality, showing supremacy over the system by beating the man.
Verb- To steal, to do something straight up nice that requires balls
Verb- To steal, to do something straight up nice that requires balls
Freaking aced that pre-calc quiz, i got freaking pro status.
I dont feel like paying for lunch, time to pro status.
I Pro statused my i-touch from walmart they didnt even see it coming.
Mike W pro statuses everyday
I dont feel like paying for lunch, time to pro status.
I Pro statused my i-touch from walmart they didnt even see it coming.
Mike W pro statuses everyday
by Soccerdies January 10, 2009