Spork

The worst & nastiest insult you could give someone

Jen: let’s not do ecstasy tonight, it’s dangerous and I hate to have to fun

Karen: don’t be such a loser/cunt Jen actually you’re worst you’re a fucking spork bitch

by Bruce Maharaj July 7, 2019

Spork

a fork with piece of pork at the end of it

A : I escaped jail today !

B : Really how did you do that ??
A : I dig a hole with Spork in my cell's floor

B : excuse me ?

A : (title)

by Kedd21 April 2, 2019

Sporking

The act of sporking, is grabbing an individual's asshole thus making your hand look like the shape of a spork as explained by NFL’s Willie Colon on the Flagrant 2 podcast , episode : Roganomics.

time stamp on of explanation on video via youtube ; 1:17:15

Past tense ; sporked

He got sporked during the match
You shouldn't be sporking anyone

by OluwaHefner March 20, 2019

Hot Rod Sporking

The act of heating a metal spork with a blowtorch until it's red hot, and using it as a strap-on. The thrusting must be done in a scooping motion to catch any poop inside the rectum. As the spoon eventually cools down, the dominate party will pull it out of the submissive's ass, and force the luke warm shit covered spork in the submissivs's mouth to clean off.

My ass is still burned from that hot rod sporking Diane gave me...

by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 20, 2024

Metal Spork

Impossible.

Smartest Person Ever: Why only PLASTIC sporks here, and not any METAL sporks?
The Person Ever: I dont know, just somethin they do

by NotIsaacWasTaken March 18, 2023

Sporking

Kinda like spooning but somewhere along the way he pulls out his spork and dips it in the pie *wink wink*

I hate spooning with my boy because it always turns to sporking

by phone guy/dude August 12, 2020

Spork

Someone who’s indecisive and immensely lost in their identity, also very weak-minded because I’ve never seen a metal spork that’s covered in 24k gold, always gotta be plastic 🤢

-“Hey who invited the spork to the sleepover?”
-“Ew gross it wasn’t me”

by h3ck3rman December 9, 2020