slump dick

Someone who has a saggy small dick

You have a slump dick

by Rk April 22, 2016

Slumped

acronym* To be the best version of yourself, under the nost extreme circumstances.

Im so slumped, im coming up from the bottom.

by trevbbg March 8, 2024

slump jump

The act of, when one allows the reality of the economy sucking to begin them on a downward spiral of pithy neglect and manic introversion, jumping from a tall structure--but not the Statue of Liberty--to their inevitable death. For what Billy Zane did at the end of "Titanic" when the stock market crashed, see: Slump shot.

As my mama used to say, "When the goin' gets tough, the weak get jumpin'".

Me: Jesus, boy, what happened to TIMOTHY. I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM IN DAYYYSSSS

Jesus: Oh, he slump jump. He is in Hevan now wtigh meee.

by Regis Bungalow September 29, 2009

Slumpe

When you tripping out of your mind

I am so slumpe i cannot move

by Slumpe June 14, 2018

Slump

To dress, act, or look very bad and careless.

Jerry: Damn... That boy Tyrone came to school with a brown shirt and red shoes. How slump can he get?
Willis: I don't even know. He's such a guido
Jerry: For real, i wish he could learn to have sauce

by UglyGodsAssHair April 19, 2018

January Slump

The month after Christmas when you get your credit card bill for all the gifts you have bought.

hey johnny did your credit card bill look like this

ya looks like i cant buy any thing till next month (damn January slump)

by iamiamiamiami December 20, 2010

SLUMP

SLUMP stands for Sed Lyf Ultra Max Pro, and is used when you're thoroughly sick and tired of your life, or someone just had a humongous misfortune.

#1: “How's your day?” “It's totes SLUMP girl… my bf totally ditched me right in the middle of the night! I need some company at the bar. Come join meeee!”
#2: *You're friend just did his 99th draw but didn't win Raiden. And the moment he had enough primos for another spin, the banner ended* “Woah! SLUMP LOL!!!! XD XD XD”

by Anonymous(Z.A.) May 13, 2023