hey johnny did your credit card bill look like this
ya looks like i cant buy any thing till next month (damn January slump)
ya looks like i cant buy any thing till next month (damn January slump)
by iamiamiamiami December 20, 2010
Get the January Slumpmug. 
Jerry: Damn... That boy Tyrone came to school with a brown shirt and red shoes. How slump can he get?
Willis: I don't even know. He's such a guido
Jerry: For real, i wish he could learn to have sauce
Willis: I don't even know. He's such a guido
Jerry: For real, i wish he could learn to have sauce
by UglyGodsAssHair April 19, 2018
Get the Slumpmug. SLUMP stands for Sed Lyf Ultra Max Pro, and is used when you're thoroughly sick and tired of your life, or someone just had a humongous misfortune.
#1: “How's your day?” “It's totes SLUMP girl… my bf totally ditched me right in the middle of the night! I need some company at the bar. Come join meeee!”
#2: *You're friend just did his 99th draw but didn't win Raiden. And the moment he had enough primos for another spin, the banner ended* “Woah! SLUMP LOL!!!! XD XD XD”
#2: *You're friend just did his 99th draw but didn't win Raiden. And the moment he had enough primos for another spin, the banner ended* “Woah! SLUMP LOL!!!! XD XD XD”
by Anonymous(Z.A.) May 13, 2023
Get the SLUMPmug. by trevbbg March 8, 2024
Get the Slumpedmug. 
When you get so drunk you start talking in polish, trying to seduce every guy at the bar with half sentences and then ride the mechanical bull over and over like it’s in heat.
Omg last night Hannah got Slepecki slumped and we had to take her home before she made a fool of herself.
by Funny girlfriend June 20, 2019
Get the Slepecki slumpedmug.