scat claws

A woman who intentionally grows her nails out long or glues on fake nails solely for the purpose of scrapping shit from her ass because she is paranoid about using a restroom where adequate toilet paper is not available.

That nasty bitch Edna is scat claws. She got enough shit on her nails to fertilize 40 acres.

by 23rd Chromosome April 6, 2016

Scat Condom

When you’re having anal sex with a girl and she takes a shit, enveloping your penis. Afterward you proceed to fuck her pussy with the shit still on your dick.

Karl: hey baby, you ready for a scat condom?
Stacy: no, Karl, and stop following me!

by Ser Wat of discord February 4, 2020

scat face

The act of someone shitting on another persons face. Or having shit on your face

You know. I never knew you were a scat face david.

by Connor McDowell June 11, 2006

scat-jack

"Freaky Stuff" that a guy & his wife do on special occasions....like anniversaries, birthday's, president's day, etc...

On Dominic's Birthday, his wife treated him to a very special, fun-filled night of scat-jack!

by John - Louisiana May 16, 2007

scat insertion

Taking your own feces and inserting it into a womans twat or any available orifice.

anyone up for some scat insertions?

by ToAd February 25, 2004

Scat Kink

its when they are turned on by poop…

him:i have a scat kink
her: get tf away from me….

by imrllynothere July 10, 2022

scat mining

those who like scat parties will enjoy scat mining! go down into any sewer in a major city in the world and smother yourself in hundreds of thousands of peoples crap. best places for this are london, new york and paris

i went scat mining in munich, wasnt as good as madrids sewers though

by obnebwobblytron March 1, 2010