A very VERY small penis
by Jay the Queen March 06, 2018
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by Sluice July 22, 2010
All of class of 2023 are simp shrimps (verb)
The senior beat the simp into a simp shrimp paste (noun)
The senior beat the simp into a simp shrimp paste (noun)
by digo_bone October 18, 2019
A rare medical condition where the afflicted person's penis resembles an ACTUAL shrimp, literally. Common subdivisions of common shrimp dickness are: shelled, unshelled, cooked, raw, veined, deveined, and COCKTAIL!
NAME REDACTED was dating this dude with shrimp dick. No, seriously his penis was an actual literal shrimp, dude.
by Rory B. March 17, 2007
A mantis type shrimp that lives in the ocean. It is a very creepy animal that you never want to tangle with.
There are two different types of mantis shrimp. One has a a hammer like claw, while the other has sharp claws that dig into your leg muscles. They are known to smash aquariums with their elbows.
There are two different types of mantis shrimp. One has a a hammer like claw, while the other has sharp claws that dig into your leg muscles. They are known to smash aquariums with their elbows.
by ryan April 16, 2004
when a man and his partner are having intercourse on the ground outdoors and the penis becomes covered in sand/dirt/debris.
Me and my GF fucked on the beach last night, we didn't have a towel, so she had to get the breaded shrimp.
by akiralives July 28, 2006