Pooter tots occurs when using a pan that was previously used for fish sticks to cook tater tots. Thus making the tater tots... taste and smell like fish or pooter (redneck word I heard once for pussy).
"awwww I just pulled out the tater tots"
"Why 'aww' then?"
"because they turned out to be pooter tots"
(sighs)
OR
"Hey these fishsticks are good man"
"bro... those aren't fishsticks..."
"awww! WTF dude!"
"dont worry man their just pooter tots"
"Why 'aww' then?"
"because they turned out to be pooter tots"
(sighs)
OR
"Hey these fishsticks are good man"
"bro... those aren't fishsticks..."
"awww! WTF dude!"
"dont worry man their just pooter tots"
by Loaked March 14, 2009
Get the pooter totsmug. 
An ancient being predating the existence of the universe. After rebirthing in the soil of what is now known as Idaho, Pooter (his name before monarchy) rose up and began evolving. Learning cultures and slowly becoming human, he walked over to the ancient Potato Empire civilization and killed the king using an old microwave. He took the crown and called himself “King Pooter.” After evolving for long enough, he has become immortal (due to the potato part of him having a very long shelf life), and has become too big to fit in a microwave (his only weakness being a microwave.)
by Sadboy supreme January 4, 2021
Get the King Pootermug. What you Plug your anus with, so that you don't get raped. A Pooter Plug is the Plug that you desire whilst getting gangraped. If you don't have a Pooter Plug, you will get anally gangraped.
by ShaftCrafter42069 April 17, 2018
Get the Pooter Plugmug. 
