Alpha Orphan

The rarely disciplined child that a single mom brings into her marriage with a betabux provider.

Usually, the product of a one-night stand or short-term fling with an alpha male who isn't in the kid's life.

Alpha Orphans are frequently mentioned in their mother's online dating profile along with the statement "My kid(s) come first".

Example 1

Keith: Dude, I was interested until I saw "Proud mom" in her profile.

Wesley: Damn... Alpha Orphans.

Example 2

Husband: Honey, we've been married 4 years now. Can we have a kid now?

Wife: No! I already have two alpha orphans.

by GraveHeretic June 11, 2020

Orphan

A child having a great deal of lacking parents while constantly getting owned by Technoblade

"These Orphans are getting owned"- Technoblade

by ILUVYOUNGORPHAN February 18, 2022

Orphan

Harry Potter

"I'm an orphan like you mouldy ol' voldy," said Harry.

by Old Voldy's gone mouldy June 23, 2018

Orphanated

Verb: To leave behind, dump, never return for; an unwanted person or thing, to be forgotten

Noun: Orphanation

Synonyms: orphan, orphaningly

Mikey the goat was orphanated by his mother.

by The Goat Herder December 29, 2020

Orphan Man

A man who says how every person does negative things to them but not mentioning how they were the first to start it and once you realize who they really are they will start ignoring you. Basically a man who lies about his past for sympathy.

Bob used to always tell me how his exes would break up with him suddenly out of the blue but when I dated him he would always block me for not agreeing with him, he is a orphan man

by Omggirlitsher October 15, 2020

Orphan

Frequently

You said orphan frequently only once!

by The Modern Major General September 9, 2022

mud orphan

A fecal mud child left abandoned without proper post natal care/burial.

Dude, I just left a steamy mud orphan on old lady Johnson's front porch.

During the adventure race I fathered a mud orphan in the woods.

by Jonas1 November 27, 2007