by boo&brasen February 21, 2011
1. A sexual act where one recipient gets cummed on by 8 guys simultaneously.
2. When you bust a nut in the water and it floats around like an octopus.
2. When you bust a nut in the water and it floats around like an octopus.
by dLFN98 December 28, 2018
Right!? I was just thinking about this in the car. Right, so, the framework is like a helmet on an octopus. You're picturing it now aren't you? Nope. You're going it wrong you're thinking of a football helmet or a baseball helmet. You should be thinking of a rusty medieval plate helm. Do it right or you won't get any money.
Iam "Yeah, that's what I was leaning towards. It's like a helmet on an octopus. You can swap out the framework but it's (more or less) the thing they use to protect themselves from an uncertain world."
Hym "You are the laziest piece of shit on the planet!"
Iam "What!? What did I do?"
Hym "We have shit to do. You can't sit around and write all day!"
Iam "Sorry.... Alright got to go bye!"
Hym "You are the laziest piece of shit on the planet!"
Iam "What!? What did I do?"
Hym "We have shit to do. You can't sit around and write all day!"
Iam "Sorry.... Alright got to go bye!"
by Hym Iam May 07, 2022
The act of improving a video game, game design, or general reality by increasing the density of either octopus or the appearance of octopus
TokoToko. Toko - meaning octopus - is used twice to emphasize that the game would be about not just one but two octopuses. Hence the game uses more octopus.
In a game jam the use of the word "ink" as a required theme would ensure that a certain few teams bold enough to use an octopus in their own games would unite together. Perhaps these teams would even form an octopus coalition of sorts. These teams would unite under friendship, tentacle and generally more octopus.
In a game jam the use of the word "ink" as a required theme would ensure that a certain few teams bold enough to use an octopus in their own games would unite together. Perhaps these teams would even form an octopus coalition of sorts. These teams would unite under friendship, tentacle and generally more octopus.
by theJustinLewis January 13, 2011
A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)
Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.
by Cubs4388 October 31, 2020
The girl brought a blue ringed octopus to her hotel in a fish tank and put it in the bath tub with her, but the good news is that she was an organ donor, and she had donated 7 organs to seven different strangers after she had determined whether or not they were worthy of her organ donations/transplants. She had a guilt complex about killing her husband in a car accident while distracted by a cell phone call. Had she been a fugitive from the law, she most likely wouldn't have time to feel guilty, but since his death looked like an accident, she had time not only to develop a guilt complex, but to pick and choose seven strangers as candidates for organ transplants after her premeditated suicide. Her octopus death was one of the more interesting ways to die that investigators or medical examiners had ever seen.
by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021
Talking about octopus death as a cause of death is like driving a Ferrari to females if you do it right, though it's like the opposite of driving a Ferrari if you don't.
Other guy- Do females actually go for the Octopus death shit?
Guy- Yes, they think I'm as charming as the Grinch when I talk about Octopus death.
Guy- Yes, they think I'm as charming as the Grinch when I talk about Octopus death.
by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021