Oatmealed

The act of making frivolous and/or highly inaccurate statements or lawsuits against a popular figure whereupon the internet followers and fans of such quickly jump to support said figure and expeditiously raise monitary funding for either the person's legal defense or an alternate charitable organization. Basically, you screwed yourself.

You're suing a guy whose stuff you stole and posted on your website? Dude, you're oatmealed...

by Julesong December 12, 2012

Oatmeal Kid

one who's physical appearance may be hot, but is actually boring as all hell and nobody really likes them. Even if they may be good for your heart but dear god at what cost??

Yeah, I would have gone out with him, but under that hunkieness he's just another oatmeal kid.

by I want to actually die April 3, 2017

mouth oatmeal

Mouth Oatmeal is raw oatmeal with saliva substituting for the water/milk you’d mix it with.

“Yo Dave we got any water? I wanna eat this oatmeal.”
“Nah, we gotta eat mouth oatmeal”

by Koister August 25, 2020

Moist Oatmeal

Oatmeal before it is microwaved, and simply has dry oatmeal and milk/ water in the bowl.

"I mean you could also say moist oatmeal is just cereal, but last time i heard cereal isn't supposed to be microwaved"
"what the fuck"

by EverAfters June 13, 2022

Quaker Oatmeal

Adj. Possessing the qualities of one Thomas Regan.

Stop being such a Quaker oatmeal.

by Chanasty February 25, 2014