Thick As Oatmeal

A girl or guy who isn't fat, but a little bit chubby. Usually a healthy appearance that is attractive.

Damn.... that girl is Thick As Oatmeal.

by Paulbigtoebunyon February 25, 2019

Holding the oatmeal

Another way of saying that you need to throw up/vomit but can’t because there is no where for you or someone to let it out. (The oatmeal part coming from that fact that oatmeal looks like vomit)

Ex1. Oh no... I think I’m gonna have to hold the oatmeal.

Ex2. Jenny needs to leave, now. She’s been holding the oatmeal.

by Someone odd July 6, 2019

Oatmeal Maneuver

When you drift into a powerslide within Gran Turismo 3 A-Spec on the Playstation 2 and don't know the name of the action, so you name it after a grain.

Paul: Woah! How'd you get around my car? I've been in first the entire!
Rudd: I don't know... I guess I used the Oatmeal Maneuver.

by SWNeph September 17, 2020

Oatmeal Kid

one who's physical appearance may be hot, but is actually boring as all hell and nobody really likes them. Even if they may be good for your heart but dear god at what cost??

Yeah, I would have gone out with him, but under that hunkieness he's just another oatmeal kid.

by I want to actually die April 3, 2017

Quaker Oatmeal

Adj. Possessing the qualities of one Thomas Regan.

Stop being such a Quaker oatmeal.

by Chanasty February 25, 2014