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penis mush

A penis that can't get hard, so it just dangles there looking like mush.
Jane: So how did it go last night?
Lilly: Ugh!! I pulled down his pants just to find a bunch of penis mush.
by Tudor1536 December 16, 2014
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mush missile

when a super hot girl has an ugly friend and her friend makes you soft
John: man katie is so hot
jake: yeah but her friend jenna gives me a mush missile
by bigfoothairyman April 11, 2015
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Mush Bush

when that pussy stank ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°) or cloudiness of the brain ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)
“Have you been around Sharon?”
“No but Justin says she has mush bush”

“I can smell your mush bush from a mile away”

“I failed my test yesterday because I have mush bush”
by nihilisticpapi March 9, 2022
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Poodle Mush

the aftermath of hannah’s grandmas car crash where she killed evas grandma
man there was so much poodle mush
by pinkcumeva November 21, 2020
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Mushing Bodies

1. Spending a lazy day off of work cuddling with your loved one on the sofa.

2. Spooning

3. Sharing Body Heat

4. Bumpin' Uglies

5. Smashing

Synonyms: Smushing
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. The cold winter came. We were mushing bodies to keep warm.
by Ecue December 31, 2011
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Mush Cycle

When the female is about to finish you quickly pull out an old lollipop and shove it right into her pussy. Then carefully put it into the molding of choice and freeze the lolly for later. Eat and enjoy
John l swear bro, she for real let me pop a mush cycle right after I finished
by Ms. Frizzle is thicc April 13, 2022
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Tush mush

A thick diarrhea that sticks to your tush cheeks
Bro that brownie sundae gave me crazy tush mush
by fahkyoo November 22, 2018
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