by xxxxamyxxxx March 26, 2008
Get the monkeymug. Generic exclamation, for use when actual swear words are prohibited. Sometimes used in call centers where swearing might be overheard by customer on the line with other customer service agents, because no one in their right mind would be offended if they overheard the word "monkey".
Customer: I hope you and your entire company go to hell!
Customer Service Agent (smiling): Thank you very much.
Customer: <hangs up>
CSA: MONKEY!
-or-
<Stubs toe.>
"Flying Monkeys!"
Customer Service Agent (smiling): Thank you very much.
Customer: <hangs up>
CSA: MONKEY!
-or-
<Stubs toe.>
"Flying Monkeys!"
by Fishy Bob May 14, 2007
Get the monkeymug. a idiotic person. you can call almost every one a monkey it may be your boyfriend or parents or even your teacher this term most commonly describes every one
You are a monkey, why did you do that?
by Alexandra Dolce February 25, 2008
Get the monkeymug. by bean June 29, 2004
Get the monkeymug. 1. an existential conundrum that involves both the strong desire to possess the monkey while simultaneously rejecting it.
2. an alternate state of consciousness in which one can both covet and despise the same object, idol, concept or place. may also apply to mommy, daddy, ABCs, elmo.
2. an alternate state of consciousness in which one can both covet and despise the same object, idol, concept or place. may also apply to mommy, daddy, ABCs, elmo.
jack: "monkey."
jack: "NO MONKEY."
jack: "monkey."
daddy: "i believe we're stuck in the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire again."
jack: "NO MONKEY."
jack: "monkey."
daddy: "i believe we're stuck in the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire again."
by big poppa philosophical August 30, 2010
Get the the monkey no-monkey existential quagmiremug. an expression describing someone who imitates another person's actions, good or bad,simply by having watched them before.
"OMG did you about little Billy from down the street?? apparently he burned a house down...right here in the neighborhood!!"
"yeah, well his older brother used to do the same thing when he was around...monkey see monkey do I guess."
"yeah, well his older brother used to do the same thing when he was around...monkey see monkey do I guess."
by polo November 25, 2004
Get the monkey see monkey domug. verb: (to monkey oneself)
To hang upside down on a bar or branch and stroke one's member until they jazz in their own facial region and/or mouth.
To hang upside down on a bar or branch and stroke one's member until they jazz in their own facial region and/or mouth.
"So a fat bitch hit on me and I told her I'd rather go monkey myself"
"I did so good on that test I had to go monkey myself this afternoon"
"I won the lottery and the only thing I wanted to do was monkey myself"
"I totally banged this 10 last night and immediately monkeyed myself after in sheer satisfaction."
"9 out of 10 doctors agree that monkeying yourself is the most satisfying form of birth control."
"I did so good on that test I had to go monkey myself this afternoon"
"I won the lottery and the only thing I wanted to do was monkey myself"
"I totally banged this 10 last night and immediately monkeyed myself after in sheer satisfaction."
"9 out of 10 doctors agree that monkeying yourself is the most satisfying form of birth control."
by thababcock March 12, 2009
Get the monkeymug.