Invisible Legos are specially designed Legos that you can only get on the black market. You cannot see, hear, or feel them unless the owner has the special SD chip extension in their heads that allow them to perform these actions. These products usually cost around 12 billion- 20 billion dollars depending on the location.
by The._.beatles._.supremacy August 18, 2021

When having sex and your kid leaves legos on the floor. The when you step on them you eject it inside.
by ifckedyourm0m February 4, 2023

"dude... dude I've just arrived in lego land"
"last night I went to lego land and when I woke this morning I still felt all blocky!"
"last night I went to lego land and when I woke this morning I still felt all blocky!"
by G-nasty Cass October 28, 2008

A person who is mentally and physically incapable of life. Usually proven by the fact they only played with jumbo legos as a child instead of regular legos; Retarded.
by Hater00000 September 27, 2010

A nickname for your friend that’s built like a lego. Short and has small dick with dick cheese. Gets catches fish a lot by his friends to send nudes to them. But he’s still a nice dude that dresses up like a 4th grader.
by Big thick LEGO from LEGO movie February 21, 2019

Bag of lego is a term used to describe a human female, one that is so gorgeous you would fuck her until her pelvis shattered, giving her vagina the feel of a bag of lego. Or, someone who has been fucked so many times that their vagina gets this texture anyway.
by Gyonxo April 19, 2009
