Grama gram

A grama gram is when your grandma gives you a gram of dope to share with your friends.

Hey were going to be higher than a giraffes pussy after we smoke this grama gram.

by KISSandSWELL March 12, 2024

jan-o-gram

That deluge of redundant, long-ass emails from a coworker serving only to suck all the life and joy out of those named within its distribution list.

“Dude, what’s got you down?”
“Another buttload of jan-o-grams showed up in my inbox today.”

Jan-o-grams are my kryptonite.

by Cpclsn December 5, 2018

spam gram

You use "spam gram" on a private account usually since you spam a lot.

Hey follow my new spam gram

by crazygirl2001 June 5, 2016

Gram-boozled

Being bamboozled by someone's pictures on Instagram.

Oh my god isn't that the hot chick you follow on Instagram?

Wait, her face ain't that cute and her body looks nothing like her pictures...

We've been gram-boozled.

by JBeasty August 2, 2015

baby gram

A baby gram is a gram that’s underweight or too weak to be one full gram.

My homie said “What’s up with this baby gram? Shit looks a little light lol”

by terrencespectacle January 31, 2019

Gram exchange

When you offer your dealer a certain amount of weed in exchange for another strain of weed. If the strain is better you get more grams back, if it’s worse, vice versa.

Hey dude, did you know Timmy does gram exchange now?

by Filantropist1996 April 21, 2022

Ham for the Gram

When you overact in front of the camera

Playin up for social media

I always ham for the gram If I know someone is recording

She is totes a ham for the gram!

by Bld84t April 18, 2021