evan

a person who performs homosexual acts in exchange for narcotics
evan deep throat = E pill
evan dick docking = 8 ball
evan prison blow job = key bump
evan brown bomber = special k
by some guy from connecticut April 13, 2008
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Evan

An oversized clit that protrudes out from the pussy lips. Also known as a joel
Joannie used her clit pump until it was an evan.
by syphalius February 7, 2010
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Evan

Why when these boys come over you act extra? You evan bruh
by theeprettiestttt July 14, 2019
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Evan

A guy who sucks dick and is a transgender he loves getting back shots
Your should get Evan
by Evan the dancing waste yute November 16, 2018
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Evan

A very gay man who loves Ryan and wants to fuck him inside a pokemon suit and also wants to put pokeballs in there mouths and have hard gay sex
Evan is gay
by Mrplowplow July 14, 2019
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Evan

a fucking tossbag who fails in life. They are commonly known as boxhead/squarehead
Evan is such a twat
by EB360 January 28, 2009
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Evan

A stupid, ignorant, prejudiced asshole whom no one will ever love.
Charles is such an Evan!
by Slurpymuk November 26, 2017
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