fucking dickhead

a person who has shat there pants or touched your pickle
"wanna see my pickle? no fuck off you dumb fucking DICKHEAD!!!"
by timmy the fat nigger February 09, 2022
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Dickhead Excuse

Dickhead Excuse

When someone acts as if they don't care/where not listening because they are too stupid to grasp what your saying.
Genius:”Something extremely interesting”
Idiot:wasn’t even listening to be honest
Genius: stop trying to use the Dickhead excuse I’m far too intelligent to fall for it
by Agathor0303 June 21, 2023
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dickhead dust

He was acting like a real twat last night. Must have been the dickhead dust.
by Soul Witness February 26, 2020
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Dickhead Tax

Dickhead Tax - /ˈdikˌhed ˈtaks/- Noun - In a service or customer facing industry, this is a tax that, when levied, adds 25% extra time spent on any task being performed at the request of, or for, someone who blatantly lacks common courtesy.
"That dude was being an ass-bandit, so I charged him the 'Dickhead Tax,' and now his coffee won't be ready for pickup until next Thursday at 4 PM."
by TheAirman1986 November 05, 2021
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boom dickhead

A saying you make when you have nailed it perfectly.
*Person 1 completes it perfectly*
Person 1: boom dickhead
by brettman239 December 27, 2016
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Dickhead Movements

Rohan's way of describing something that you shouldn't do, or to embarrass ones self
don't be pulling no Dickhead movements, i want that girls number
by Its_Toki November 29, 2014
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URBAN DICKHEAD

a person who puts real definitions to real words on urban dictionary
Enragement ring: 0 up, 1000000 down
A piece of jewelry, typically a ring, that is purchased for a girlfriend in an effort to marry her.

'URBAN DICKHEAD'
by flipside104 November 17, 2009
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