crooked K

KaZaA / Sharman networks. Basically because they allow users to break copyright laws, yet defend their own rights. And the KaZaA logo looks like a crooked K.
Or it can refer to the hidden malware featured in KaZaA: Altnet.
Shit. The crooked K got Klite removed from google.
Altnet? huh? So that's why my PC barely works anymore.
by Vulture July 29, 2004
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crook eye

A mythical entity that exists in the ethereal plane but can control the actions of humans who abuse certain drugs such as cannabis.
Man, you're sure acting' like a crook eye today. Get the crook eye outta ya.
by Stu Hu July 23, 2009
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Jon-Crook

Traditionally: A special type of crook used by shepards for retrieving smaller animals.

Modern usage: A reserved yet excitable character who is charming yet inept.
1) Charles must use a Jon-Crook to retrieve the lamb.

2) "That Gary is such a Jon-Crook!"
by Maryene August 04, 2005
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Crooked Hillary

Coined by Donald Trump during his 2016 election campaign to describe his penis. In an attempt to gain an edge over his opponent, ontop of his unethical campaigning strategies, in confidence he would joke about how hillary would screw over people like how his crooked hillary screwed prostitutes.
"Yeah, he sure talks a lot of big talk, but for a guy with a tiny penis, he still has a crooked hillary.
by Bellarkian August 13, 2019
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DJ Crook

person/n. The nickname of Deftones' member, Frank Delgado. Responsible for the mixing, turntablism, and other DJ related aspects, along with lead producer Terry Date. Is currently at work on the Team Sleep project. Also has his own side project, Decibel Devils.
1. DJ Crook murdered the turntables.... WOW!
by Craig B. December 30, 2005
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crooked letter

The state of Mississippi.
M-I-crooked letter crooked letter-I etc.
James is from the crroked letter
by Barry April 07, 2004
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crooks job

when someone jerks you off to the left with tobasco sauce so you could get the burning sensation a ginger with a crooked dick gets when jerking off
a crooks job is when someone jerks you off to the left with tobasco sauce so you could get the burning sensation a ginger with a crooked dick gets when jerking off
by Yacuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuub October 18, 2010
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