burnt bacon

A term used to describe the penis after a period of sex or ejaculation lasting longer than 30 minutes

Burnt bacon- "Last night me and my girlfriend went so hard and long that she burnt my bacon!"

by the bobster391 March 6, 2012

burnt crouton

A really black person

Wow, that man is really a burnt crouton.

by Wrongful September 20, 2017

burnt sausage

The act of wacking off with no lubrication and accidently rubbing skin off leaving a painful rash that turns into a scab.

Example:

Guy 1: Dude what the hell is wrong with my dick!? (whip's his dick out.)

Guy 2: Ohhhh! Dude you have a burnt sausage. wait like 3 days until you wack off again.

by Jumbalia Stone November 29, 2011

Burnt tortilla

Don't get distracted or you'll burn the tortilla.

Don't start watering your plants while cooking a tortilla or you'll get distracted and burn the tortilla. Dumb ass.
I got distracted , watering my plants, and burnt the tortilla I was cooking for breakfast. Damnit.
Don't get distracted and burn the tortilla. I got distracted and ended up a burnt tortilla.

by rickard from mi. December 26, 2018

Burnt Hoagie

When the male places his genital into a female’s anus. The female must then release the gas know as a fart while the male has his genital in side the anus. This will result in what is know as the burnt hoagie.

Penis in ass then fart.

by Anonymous January 7, 2005

Burnt Dick

What do you fucking think it is?

I stuck my dick in a toaster on high and the product was guess what? A BURNT DICK!

by MAGT March 4, 2007

The Burnt Toast

Fuck a girl in the eye socket so hard your dinky pokes her brain, causing her to scream "I smell burnt toast!"

last night i gave a girl the burnt toast, it was hilarious

by burnttoastmaster69 January 26, 2010