Belt Theory

You can't wear a brown belt with black shoes and you can't wear a black belt with brown shoes

Hazel, haven't you ever heard about the belt theory, that belt so doesn't go with those shoes!

by NikiLicky September 10, 2009

Long Belt

When you buy a belt 12 inches too long with the purpose of letting it hang out in front like you dick hanging out. They see it out of the corner of the eye and get a double take. 8=============> -----

I was waiting for the train at the metro and had girls from the left and the right, side-eying my long belt to see if they wanted to hook-up.

by hugedongus December 8, 2019

zika belt

The southern region of the United States, where you're more likely to get Zika.

Vacation in Miami? Are you crazy? Come July you won't catch me anywhere near the zika belt.

by Aplusbar June 28, 2016

Barney the belt

Weapon of choice for beating your kids. A typical belt that transitions to Barney the belt when getting ready to beat your kids.

“Come here junior, why did you break the fine China vase?”
“It was an accident, dad”
“Well, okay, I got somebody that wants to meet you. It’s Barney the belt!”
SLAP SLAP SLAP CHILD WHALING SLAP SLAP SLAP

by Thepronerd2 June 28, 2021

Green Belt

The status of mastering the ability to control yourself while high.

Bro Michael must be a green belt going to work like that.

by NoahS516. July 10, 2018

Bullet Belt

A belt made out of bullets that make men look badass and makes women sexy.

I made my bullet belt with Nerf darts, hopefully my school won't think I'm a school shooter.

by 0ld M4N October 21, 2020

Cum Belt

A male ejaculating his load across the waist of a female. Leaving her with a belt of semen around her body.

Dude I didn't whack off for two weeks so I had a big enough load to give Stacey a cum belt.

by masterhand111 April 11, 2013