by 0ld M4N October 21, 2020
Weapon of choice for beating your kids. A typical belt that transitions to Barney the belt when getting ready to beat your kids.
“Come here junior, why did you break the fine China vase?”
“It was an accident, dad”
“Well, okay, I got somebody that wants to meet you. It’s Barney the belt!”
SLAP SLAP SLAP CHILD WHALING SLAP SLAP SLAP
“It was an accident, dad”
“Well, okay, I got somebody that wants to meet you. It’s Barney the belt!”
SLAP SLAP SLAP CHILD WHALING SLAP SLAP SLAP
by Thepronerd2 June 28, 2021
by Aplusbar June 28, 2016
by NoahS516. July 11, 2018
by NikiLicky September 11, 2009
OMG he/she just belt sanded the fuck out of that one .
Belt sander - a sander that uses a moving abrasive belt to smooth surfaces.
Belt sander - a sander that uses a moving abrasive belt to smooth surfaces.
by Stormboy01 January 10, 2020
1. (noun) When your underwear are worn around your waist as if wearing a belt. Most commonly warn under ones shirt, there's often a trend in the hipster crowd to wear over ones clothing to shame another. Can be a result of putting them on wrong in a hurry, being too drunk to put them on correctly or having the crotch ripped by another individual. Regardless of the reason, it's most often accomplished in a taxi cab on your was to fuck.
Jordan: Wow Justin, what a lovely underwear belt you're wearing.
Justin: Thank! I picked it up on Alvarado St, over the weekend.
2. (verb) The act of partying so hard that you were labeled as the one who wore the underwear belt.
Jeremiah: Hey Justin, what did you do this weekend?
Justin: The boys and I went out and got fucked up.
Jeremiah: Ahh shit, I bet your ass wore the underwear belt didn't you?
Justin: No sir, I was the uBer driver. Big Ed on the other hand wore the shit out of the underwear belt.
The exact location of the first underwear belt sighting is not yet known, however, it's believed to have originated in Monterey, Calif. circa 2016 on a brisk spring night during a full moon. Coincidently the use of describing ones inebriated actions as wearing the "underwear belt" or being the "underwear belt" wearer happened close to if not exactly in the same place within a fortnight of the conceived "underwear belt".
Jordan: Wow Justin, what a lovely underwear belt you're wearing.
Justin: Thank! I picked it up on Alvarado St, over the weekend.
2. (verb) The act of partying so hard that you were labeled as the one who wore the underwear belt.
Jeremiah: Hey Justin, what did you do this weekend?
Justin: The boys and I went out and got fucked up.
Jeremiah: Ahh shit, I bet your ass wore the underwear belt didn't you?
Justin: No sir, I was the uBer driver. Big Ed on the other hand wore the shit out of the underwear belt.
The exact location of the first underwear belt sighting is not yet known, however, it's believed to have originated in Monterey, Calif. circa 2016 on a brisk spring night during a full moon. Coincidently the use of describing ones inebriated actions as wearing the "underwear belt" or being the "underwear belt" wearer happened close to if not exactly in the same place within a fortnight of the conceived "underwear belt".
I can't believe Big Ed let that bitch give him the ole underwear belt this weekend. I hope he at least played with those aunt jemima tits and gave here the frosty jim in the 1 and 2.
by JerryWanKenobi May 09, 2016