tequila tea

a set of sweaty and salty testicles in your mouth, made by collectingw and chefgrant

come on baby, give me a tequila tea

by chefgrant August 22, 2024

Two-Tequila-Timmy-Talk

The Two Tequila Timmy Talk is a drink that consists of a two double Tequillas or a double-double of Tequila. It can be served neat or on the rocks. It is all but guarenteed to make a quiet friend talk, whether his or her name is Tim or Tina or anything. They will tell you things younever knew. It's best served with a copious amount of time and when one has their best listening ears on.

My buddy John is usually such a quiet guy but served him a two Two-Tequila-Timmy-Talk and you'll know his darkest secrets.

by JAB32 January 28, 2023

Tequila Flip

A challenging maneuver to impress women, by putting a tequila bottle extremely deep inside your ass and do a backflip while whomping yourself. This gives the women a boost of adrealine.

'You remember how we first met, at the bar?'

'Yeah, that time i did the Tequila Flip, you absolutely fall for that.'

by Dicktionairy Nibba January 10, 2020

Tequila Backshot

The act of pouring a shot of tequila in your partner's ass, proceeding to fuck it, then making them suck off what's left

Dude you reek of alcohol, have you been drinking?

I went out on a date with Stacy and we ended with tequila backshots

by Down2PoundAClown August 24, 2024

Tequila Flip

A challenging maneuver to impress women, by putting a tequila bottle extremely deep inside your ass, then doing a backflip while whomping yourself.

'Do you remember the night we met eachother?'
'Yeah, you absolutely fell for me because of my Tequila Flip.'

by Dicktionairy Nibba January 10, 2020

Tequila

The name of a stupid, white and fat little puppy mutt. She lives in New York and likes to do stuff like break into the owner's house and farts on your mom

Tequila you're such a little ballerina baby girl :)

by YT_BlueFro April 22, 2021

Tequila sandwich

It’s very simple, grab a bottle of tequila (I prefer the cheaper shit but that’s because I’m broke as hell and I guess you are to because ur looking up what a tequila sandwich is) then grab 2 slices of bread and pour that shit on them. You can eat it like that or I perder to make it into a ball and munch on that for a minute. Great for programes or even a late night snack! Awesome on the go snack that will make you wish ur life wasn’t so shitty!

Hey man and chance you got any tequila sandwiches left?! I’m not to sure I left the tray of them on my step-sisters bed after I was done have intercourse with her. You can go check!

by Cj456 November 9, 2020