Tequila sandwich

It’s very simple, grab a bottle of tequila (I prefer the cheaper shit but that’s because I’m broke as hell and I guess you are to because ur looking up what a tequila sandwich is) then grab 2 slices of bread and pour that shit on them. You can eat it like that or I perder to make it into a ball and munch on that for a minute. Great for programes or even a late night snack! Awesome on the go snack that will make you wish ur life wasn’t so shitty!
Hey man and chance you got any tequila sandwiches left?! I’m not to sure I left the tray of them on my step-sisters bed after I was done have intercourse with her. You can go check!
by Cj456 November 10, 2020
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tequila tiernan

The most mental out going and sexy beast of a man, once he has tequila he's a different animal. Count yourself lucky if you have a tequila tiernan in your friend group
Omg he's going full tequila tiernan
by Pookie One January 12, 2024
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Tequila Surfside

Tequila Surfside
by Greg in Carlsbad August 06, 2021
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Tequila Surfside

Because it’s a new drink dumb ass
Order me a Tequila Surfside
by Greg in Carlsbad August 06, 2021
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tequila fingers

fingers that have been affected by tequila; a fancy way to say “drunk texting
Caroline blames her tequila fingers on texting me last night.
by dumbassery95 February 17, 2021
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Tequila Tank

A big Mexican who lives in the United States, usually has a construction job and a obsession with Santiago’s and lives, breathes, and bleeds tequila
A tequila tank was found at the Dallas cowboys game, he was jumped later
by Brandytheg4287 February 12, 2024
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Tequila Tank

A big man who lives in Firestone Colorado and he is a underage drinker
Tequila Tank lit it up at Santiago’s
by Brandytheg4287 February 12, 2024
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