story topper

A person who constantly feels obligated to follow a story you tell, with a worse one, making them sound like they've been through a much more terrible ordeal.

Susan: Today I slipped on the ice and cut my head open.
Tom: Yeah well, last night I slipped on the ice, broke two ribs, cracked my head open, AND my girlfriend broke up with me.
Susan: You're a story topper. It's lame.

by Failz0rz December 15, 2008

topper

the ultimate one-upper. the person who is on top of everyone else regarding anything. and i mean anything.

girl #1: holds hair with hand across upper-lip making it look like a mustache.

girl #2: holds hair across upper-lip making it look like a mustache withOUT using her hand.

girl #1 to go girl #2: "you fuckin TOPPER!"

by slott December 8, 2009

table topper

When a guy's penis is so small it sits on top of the balls without hanging down.

(man at urinal) "Frick, I keep getting piss on my balls every time I go to the bathroom, damn this table topper"

by Jack Smiley April 1, 2008

high topper

to take a crap in the water tank of a toilet so that when it is flushed next time dirty water runs down into the bowl. almost impossible to clean out if one doing the high topping has the runs.

Man, I went over to my ex's house and left a high topper in her bathroom.

by Mike Hunt March 4, 2004

tactical tupperware

A pistol (primarily) made out of plastic-like material. IE Nylon , Carbon fiber , Nylatron ,Etralyte, Delrin and so on. Can refer to the Glock family of pistols.

'What'd you bring to the range today , tommy'
*a glock! Its so badddd*
'You're right , it is bad! Trash the tactical tupperware and get a 1911'
*but I paid $600 ,and it has a 32rd magazine*

by Mrstickball September 15, 2005

burpin' your tupperware

A high pitched release of bodily gas from your anus

I can hear you burpin' your tupperware from over here

by Amanda Woods November 30, 2006

can toppers

nipples, the things in the middle of some ones boobies, that become hard when stimulated and are really hot when are sticking out of a female's shirt, part of the tits that make my pants move, there are big ones and small ones, and they come in different colors.

its great goin to the beach and gettin an eye full of can toppers.

by Pompous Smurf September 29, 2006