An injury sustained from too much smash-up derby, for example a sprained bearded elder, or swollen dune buggies.
You can tell by the way Sven is limping... that's no torn ligament. He's got a couple tender beefy chunks from last night.
by Das Brick September 19, 2006
Get the Tender Beefy Chunks mug.A variation on the Alabama Hot Pocket, the Michigan Meat Tenderizer involves taking a dump into an obese woman's vagina much like the Alabama Hot Pocket. She then proceeds to ride the man's penis on top, probably hurting him. Once he cums, she takes it out and squeezes the penis as hard as she can.
Dude, Vida is disgusting, La'Queesha gave him a Michigan Meat Tenderizer last night and he loved it!
by The Log Jammer 2 April 16, 2010
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Get the Dick Tender mug.When a person spreads hot sauce on their hands then sticks one or more fingers into a female vagina resulting in pain and pleasure.
by Rob Buzzetta May 3, 2008
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Get the Tender Loving Fuck (TLF) mug.The term used by Mr Burns's grandfather to describe the Japanese in the season four episode of 'The Simpsons': 'Last Exit to Springfield'
by brwhizz May 23, 2009
Get the sandal-wearing goldfish tenders mug.A tender loving eye fuck occurs when two strangers share a moment so intimate that it would be incorrect to classify it as a standard eye fuck. Instead of merely lust, a tender loving eye fuck also involves a mutual respect and a strong emotional attraction between the two subjects.
"Dude trust me, that brunette and I had the most epic tender loving eye fuck when I passed her. I guarantee that we'll get together sometime in the next couple of years."
by Gatt Meiger November 15, 2011
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