teeveenewz

The masquerade of journalism designed to frighten your parents every evening at 5:00, 6:00, and 10:00, or whenever your time zone dictates.

'Did you see that report on the dangers of Saran Wrap last night? It was on right after that shooting in Bad Neighborhoodville.'

'When are you going to stop watching that teeveenewz shit, mom? It's rotting your brain.'

by chicagostoner April 28, 2009

teesh

short for the saying T shirt

Man it's so hot I'm about to rip off my teesh

by chaseshamy May 24, 2017

Teev

The greatest, to be the best at whatever it is regardless.

Hey man great game out there you kinda reminded me of Teev the way you were playing.

by Shrivel June 25, 2017

teefs00p

THE HOTTEST MF THE LOVE OF MY LIFE MM VORES teefs00p??????? ILY MARRY ME 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴 ILL DO ANYTHING FOR U 🥵🥵 i love u so much ill do anything for ur bitch ass mwa

and when i see u..and u act like a baka

teefs00p is blankgguk3s(blankclit) wife/husband!! Theyre amazing and are goals for life!!!! No arguments!!!!! 🫀🫀🫀

by Blankgguk3 March 12, 2021

chicago teens

a chicago teen is the perfect type of teen the reason that they are not overly wealthy like new york, la or just regular suberban teens. chicago teens take the cta and publish ab it way too much but it’s the usual as for no one has the money or effort to get uber’s taxis or rides anywhere. girls love wearing those small backpacks and the drug dealers love wearing chrome backpacks. the true teen is usually a public school kid because those fuckin private school kids are overly obsessed with clout and like to buy their instagram followers. the public schoolers have their own idea of clout, however, and boys love to hu w girls for the clout or do anything at all to become “relevant”. the average chicago teen is also overly obsessed with lolla and chance the rapper. most chicago teens really know how to get popped by the cops by fucking up kids houses that don’t through ocs and throwing rocks through the window while they’re high or drunk. but to conclude, chicago teens are the fuckin best and they know how to party.

those chicago teens, they know how to party

by hiitsmeyou January 5, 2019

Twenty-teens

the period from 2013-2019, can be used to reference any year between 2013-2019

*50 years from now*

"Hey Billy, what's your favorite time period music?"
"Ah, the hits from the Twenty-Teens are my fave."

"Hey Mom? How was growing up in the Twenty-Teens?"

by Waaaaaaaassssssup May 13, 2020

pull a teese

To get in a heated argument in a cafeteria and then break a recyled plastic tray over your opponents, shattering it into 5 million pieces.

Logan: Well your girlfriend is not physically attractive to the opposite sex

Eric: WELL YOUR MOM'S A WHORE!

Logan: Oh no you didn't, byatch! (Breaks his tray over Eric's head and screams triumphantly)

Jacob: Holy Shit! Did you just see that?

Grady:See what? Did Logan just pull a teese?

Jacob:Logan just pulled a teese!

Grady: Dear God......

by Cheez Balls June 3, 2011