Taking my talents to South Beach

The act of sexually pleasing oneself or another. The euphemism is inspired by the quote by Lebron James on his "Decision" special.

Lebron: Mom, what are you and Delonte doing?

Gloria: I'm taking my talents to South Beach.

by ESPNspecial July 10, 2010

Life Talent

The ability to do anything you want in life at a high level, and the knowledge of such ability.

I could sell a ketchup popsicle to a lady in white gloves because of how much life talent I have.

by Randall K. Jones September 14, 2009

no talent hack

someone who talks up a big game or tries to show off (either in real life using big words that make no sense and/or are out of context, pathetic taunting, or online by hopping on his armchair and playing keyboard warrior), but has no real talent in life to back it up. generally these no-talent hacks can be found living in mom's basement, playing the latest headset-gear-based first person shooter games, all the while eating cheetos or dollar store puffed cheese snacks and having yellow-stained game controllers and fingers, alongside a variety of tissues from "boy" activity strewn about the floor. in the middle of all this, they are quick to make sure to let the everyone else know how much they suck at life. rinse and repeat.

michael is a no talent hack who lives in his mom's basement, visiting websites enjoyed by the adult population while shoveling used tissues under his bed, and then he plays video games while eating cheetos and tells everyone else they suck at what they do.

by PotBelly FatGuy November 30, 2015

mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.

an announcement to say that things are about to gat very bad

class d: *runs here and there*
PA: mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.
class d: crap noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Adam Goh June 7, 2021

talent

Very attractive looking women.

Did you see all that talent at that Hair Salon? No wonder everyone goes there.

by VLJank May 28, 2006

taiden

A handsome male with a beautiful personality and a wonderful girlfriend. He is usually shy but when he gets use to things he's out going.

Oh my goodness, that's taiden.

by hotdog143 March 16, 2017

taking my talent to south beach

1. (v) Masturbation.

I'll talk to you later, I'm taking my talent to south beach.

by johnnysmith999 July 13, 2010