swag

the word teenage boys/girls, such as justin bieber. tend to use too often

im too lazy to put a definition, swag

by iknoweverythinghaha July 7, 2012

Swag

Scientific Wild Ass Guess. A term used by Marine Corps when under extreme pressure and unable to waste time to calculate relative distances to targets, especially at night. A swag is a guesstimation of distances when there is no time for scientific formulaic calculations.

Soldier 1: How far those Taliban soldiers over there?
Soldier 2: I can't tell; There's no time, we'll have to make a swag.

John Smith one-shot-one-killed 16 N.V.A. soldiers in the middle of the night by swagging their relative distances.

by Mysticuno September 19, 2011

swag

1. originally, Herbal tea in a plastic sandwich bag sold as marijuana to an unsuspecting customer. currently used to describe any inferior marijuana.
2. to steal

I would steal his pot, but that swag ain't worth swaggin'.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

SWAG

A useless word used by dumb members of the cultural cancer that is the hip hop community. Blacks in general love to use this word. Being recognized by this word is one of the " few accomplishments" of African Americans, right after pants on the ground. If Darwin was alive today he would say, "look at them Galapagos Niggas with their pathetic and inferior culture. Ha! the missing link between apes and apes."

Tyrone: Look at them white girls with their sexy swag!
Me: STUF, Tyrone. Get ready for your parole officer interview tomorrow. Leave those white girls alone. No one wants you. You smell, you're aggressive, you're broke and you talk like a retard.

by The Man who Knew Too Much December 11, 2012

swag

(swag) n. - The free merchandise given to promote a product, business, or event. The recipients often include respectively retail employees, managers, or function attendees.

That company rep. was handing out swag; free shirts, pens, anything they could put their company logo on.

by R.Gavin August 28, 2005

swag

shit, rubbish, whack, mad

dont giv him props man dat man is swag

by unknown March 23, 2005

swag

A roll mat usually made from canvas (trditionally green) with a thin, usually 1" to 2" thick mattress inside. The mattress can have sheets put on it like a normal bed and usually a doona (dovet) or blanket on top. The perfect home away from home especially for outback travellers. Used extensivly in Rural Queensland Australia
for any occasion. 21st Birthday party, Rodeo, B and S Balls, or just a pissup at a mates place.

The piss wreck rolled out his swag before he started his session, in case he was too intoxicated when the time came.

by Mick Dundee October 5, 2004