The Student Room

A large British student forum that is 99% inhabited by geeks and nerds who spend the best part of their days talking about schools and universities whilst also pretending they're cool and get laid at parties every weekend (whilst having 300,000+ post counts), whilst also discussing how they did in their latest exams, as well as bitching about how they ONLY got an A on (insert GCSE here) or ONLY 598/600 marks in their AS level Physics exam and how they are demanding a remark for 600/600, because obviously it doesn't matter about the fact they have an A. MUST GET THAT REMARK.

For some reason, they're all obsessed with Oxbridge and the other top 5 universities, and don't seem to acknowledge that getting less than A* in your GCSE's or A's in your A-levels doesn't make you thick and doesn't doom you to ex-polytechnic universities (what's wrong with them anyway?)

Politically, the forum is very left-wing, so if you mention ANY negative point about immigration, islam, etc. prepare to be bashed to smitherines in the debate topics.

- Typical discussion on The Student Room -

Geek Girl: I got my GCSE's back today. I got 3 A*, 5 A's and 4 B's. I'm so happy. I'm doing four A levels.

Geek Boy: OMFG. HAHAHAHA. YOU FAILED YOUR GCSES AND YOU FAILED AT LIFE. YOU'LL NEVER GET INTO OXBRIDGE UNLIKE ME, I GOT 12 A* AND I'M DOING 6 A LEVELS .

Geek Girl 2: Just 12 A*?! I GOT 15 A*
YOU'RE BOTH THICK. I'M CLEARLY THE BEST OBBRIDGE CANDIDATE HERE

.. and you know the rest/

by HAHAHAHAHAH - No June 20, 2010

student loan

The interest rate is 2.4%, but they make most of their money by fucking you over with charges.

Don't get a student loan; the dirty cunts will fuck you right over.

by PancakeFeatures September 30, 2006

Studying

(verb) A form of dying.

He committed studying yesterday. It was very sad.

by silver2500 December 15, 2010

Cabin Fever Studios

A Legendary Recording Studio based on Vancouver Island, BC. Canada. Owned and operated by Producer/Audio Engineer Jordan Stringer who built the Studio from an old abandoned Hot Rod Shop. The name "Cabin Fever" is derived from the five out-bound cabins that once surrounded that portion of Stringer's property, which served as brothels for the local Coal Miners of Extension BC., many years ago. Only one cabin now stands, adjacent to the studio. Cabin Fever Studios has drawn attention worldwide as a proving ground for quality Canadian based production, audio mixing and mastering.

When looking to record music in British Columbia, one would naturally suggest Cabin Fever Studios as the place to get the job done.

by Mike Eno February 7, 2010

art student

All of the other definitions suck so I decided to add my own. I'm sure some art students might be lazy but it's stupid to judge all art students by the ones that suck. There are lots of art students who are very talented and hard-working who major in art because they want to expand their mind.

Just because a person goes to college for art doesn't mean that they are wasting their time or that they are lazy or stupid. Anyone who thinks being an art student is easy, go take a foundation class and see what grade you make.

An art student can be smart and studying art is just as hard as studying anything else. Some art students might be lazy potheads, but you could say that about any group of people.

by Jodie V June 13, 2008

studentry

1.used to collectively describe the students of a college/school

2.a body of students

"the studentry spearheaded by ian rallied over the tuition fee hike"

by israel ian April 7, 2007

Student Car

A small car with only two doors and push forward seats that all students seem to have. Usually in silver or red. Around 4 or 5 lanky students try and squash into this small car and all of them try and call shotgun in a bid to be least squashed. Blasting alternative mainstream from their radios.

Student 1: Like my new car?
Student 2: It's a bit of a student car.
Student 3: I call shotgun

by RainbowDust May 19, 2008