AP student

these type of students truly hate themselves and have absolutely no life what so ever and are striving hard to be the best they can which ultimately leads to failure. The average AP student takes over 3 AP classes. Some students have realized what a grave mistake this was and are contemplating dropping out and haven't done their work or studied for a test since September. Of course, there are the super extra hard workers and the naturally smart absorbing information person.... and then everybody else in between. Also, you've probably cried while doing homework or studying or at least tried to

john: I'm going to be an AP student and become very successful and go to a good college
Matt: That's awesome!
*2 years later*
Matt: You wanna go out tomorrow
John: Can't I have 6 tests tomorrow and three projects due and I haven't done anything and I wanna die and drop out and regret all of my life decisions

by peasant101 January 30, 2017

Chinese MBA Students

A category of students from mainland China that undertakes a MBA course in Europe, United States or Canada. This people usually do not integrate with other fellow students, don't share their knowledge and don't participate. They are specialists in copying the work and organizing parallel activities, where the non-chinese are never invited. They have excellent marks, but don't expect any help or possibility for good professional networking. Chinese MBA students are fantastic in the West to re-define our assumptions and all positive prejudice we had from such a prosperous society. There are no doubts that China would be in a even better shape if their future, high-potential international managers were not so egoists.

"You will certainly understand what I just wrote if you came accross a MBA program"

by Ciro April 18, 2005

York Student

A sleep deprived, Caffeine addicted student who seems to strive for perfection in their school work. whether they do or not is a different story.

Don't pay any attention to David, he is a York Student

by Dear Claire December 30, 2008

student technology center

The Student Technology Center is a place where printers come to die, and food must be eaten outside. Student Technology Centers are also known for their abundance of chairs.

The Student Technology Center killed 34 printers last year.

by Nikki and Nathan November 6, 2006

Studebaker

To have a big pecker and give women pleasure.

That man right there is a studebaker.

by Logic12438 February 27, 2017

student

someone that is forced to go to hell for years on end

i'm a student in hell

by smertieboi 2.0 February 22, 2019

Campbell student

Someone with enough time and money on their hands to sit at a school in the middle of nowhere, and do absolutely nothing, and go absolutely nowhere, and eat absolute crap for up to 8 years of their meaningless life

Hey, why does that guy have absolutely no personality at all? Oh, thats Matthew, he went to Campbell University.

by Matthew April 3, 2005