Scoop Gooch

The act of taping and/or glueing your own testicles to your gooch.

Why? - Because when you’re fucking your bro, your nuts may not come into contact or you will be gay.

What if I have my socks on? - Good question. Well socks are like condoms; accidents happen.

What if I tell my bro, “no homo.”? - If you can tell him no homo every time your nuts touch without running out of breath, then good on you.

Chad: “Hey man, I love you!”
Joey: “Bro you didn’t say no homo; that’s gay.”
Chad: “don’t worry bro; I’m scoop goochin.”
Joey: “that’s my bro, bro!”

by Mr. Reasonably Reasonable February 4, 2019

Scoop and Feed

To fart into a cupped hand and then shove that hand directly under another person's nose.

"Man! Don't ever scoop and feed me like that again. It stunk of some serious shit!"

by Fong Johnson November 5, 2009

melon scoop

When you walk up to a friend, female, or male with large fat rolls on his pectoral muscles, and extend your hand under their breast swipe your hand upwards and exclaim "MELON SCOOP" This is best preformed by females upon females, and is discouraged to do by males as you will be subject to dance the nutcracker.

Gregg : MELON SCOOP!!!
Darien : What the fuck? *nut shot*

~This was word was made up by Darien S. and Monique P. in Florida bitches. No claiming.~

by TAZZ~DARIEN October 7, 2010

Scoop of Power

The act of scooping a white girl or any unfortunate individual who is not wearing a bra... This is a method of scooping can cause critical damage and leave marks on the victim for several days.. This scooping method uses a great amount of power and speed as your finger tips grasps upon the undertit of a person

Holy shit linda just "Scoop of Power"ed lesly :O

by TheGameUlostit May 31, 2011

early scoop

When the girl's not ready, but you go ahead anyway

So, Tina, I was out with Charlie the other night and after only one glass of wine he pulled an early scoop.

What? That's a two-glass move!

by Tina76954321 December 9, 2012

scoop dat ass

When a male and female are embracing and the male picks up the female slightly by the ass.

Chad said about longtime girlfriend Kendra. "I scoop dat ass on the daily!"

by Sazah fish butt February 10, 2015

scoop and throw

The act of reaching between one's legs, laying a turd on the flat of your palm, and flinging said turd in the face of an opponent

Usually performed during a heated argument

Bron was flabbergasted when part way through an argument in A&E one of the girls bent over and affected the perfect scoop and throw.

by Kii_wii October 20, 2015