Fighting style named for the home town of UFC's Nick Diaz: Stockton, CA - America's 8th most miserable city. The Stockton Style is most properly applied to professional fighters, however, it can be applied to any team/contestant that boasts about superior skill while making disparaging remarks about the opponent, and then proceeds to get embarrassingly demolished.
Key features include, but are not limited to, the following:
Pompous self promotion
Alleging cheating of your opponent with no evidence
Failing a drug test scheduled more than 6 months in advance
Mocking an opponent during competition for using a sound, winning strategy
Insisting on superior skill following a highly publicized defeat
Threatening to retire following a highly publicized defeat
Publicly admitting to felonies for no reason
Key features include, but are not limited to, the following:
Pompous self promotion
Alleging cheating of your opponent with no evidence
Failing a drug test scheduled more than 6 months in advance
Mocking an opponent during competition for using a sound, winning strategy
Insisting on superior skill following a highly publicized defeat
Threatening to retire following a highly publicized defeat
Publicly admitting to felonies for no reason
Person 1: Did you see Diaz get destroyed in that fight the other night?
Person 2: Yeah, no one's better at the Stockton Style than him!
Person 2: Yeah, no one's better at the Stockton Style than him!
by Georges St. Pierre March 17, 2013
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Scottish rhyming slang. A shortened version of "socket plug", ie "dug", which is how folks in these parts pronounce "dog". A munter, by any other name.
by joe kane March 7, 2007
Get the socket mug.Short shorts that were popular a long time ago. John Stockton, former point guard of the Utah Jazz, is the only person who refused to stop wearing them. While we make think they look ridiculous, he does have the tannest upper thigh of any nba player in history. At one point in the latw 80s, he was the sexiest man alive. Women wanted him, men wanted to be him. But now, despite his multiple nba all time records, his name has become a synonym for short shorts and homosexuals who wear them. This led John to kill himself. Or at least it should
"Yo, look at that nillas stocktons, make fun of his punk ass"
"I can dog, hes my boss"
"Nice stocktons, but I can see your balls"
"John Stockton called, he wants his shorts back"
"I can dog, hes my boss"
"Nice stocktons, but I can see your balls"
"John Stockton called, he wants his shorts back"
by T-Money March 31, 2004
Get the stocktons mug.John: Wow, I'm so glad I sold that XYZ stock -- it's fallen 10% in the week since I dumped it.
Mary: You've got a case of stockenfreude.
Mary: You've got a case of stockenfreude.
by stockenfreude April 9, 2012
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John has been stocktoning lately, killed like 3 dudes, robbed a bank, saved a kitten from a tall tree, and an old lady from a burning building all before lunch.
by stocktoned February 12, 2014
Get the Stocktoning mug.Similar to "Plugthug: someone who'd kill for access to recharging facilities". Leaning towards people in non-electric vehicles parking in charging/parking spaces designated for EV vehicles, can also apply to anyone in an EV spot if you are searching for a place to charge.
"Hey Baby, we might need to charge the car in order to make it home"
"OK, we can go and charge at the store for a while, unless some socket blocker is in the way"
"OK, we can go and charge at the store for a while, unless some socket blocker is in the way"
by TXBeardMaster April 20, 2015
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