Literal tape with staples in it. Does it make it better? According to the propaganda! (Staple Tape is not available in any stores and must be made by the user. Schools offer the supplies for free if the teachers aren’t looking.)
Person #1: My pants just ripped and scotch tape won’t hold them together. Do you have anything stronger?
Person #2: I’ll make some Staple Tape!
Person #1: Will it hold?
Person #2: Obviously, it’s Staple Tape!
Person #2: I’ll make some Staple Tape!
Person #1: Will it hold?
Person #2: Obviously, it’s Staple Tape!
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Damn it! Chuck gave me all these TPS reports, but there was a crypto-staple in there and it jammed the copier!
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Me: “How did things go with that girl you took home last night?”
Friend: “Not good man, she had a pine stapler.”
Friend: “Not good man, she had a pine stapler.”
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Christ! That stupid bastard didn't just step on his dick, he tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels!
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