Stanley

A persistently annoying person. One who strives to succeed, and believes they will achieve success by being a douche.

Man, stop being a stanley, you're turning this party into a sausage fest.

by Dead Orchid January 5, 2011

stanley

the feeling of immense tiredness and fatigue

person 1: damn girl those are some saggy eye bags you got

person 2: I'm just mad stanley today. only got 2 hours of sleep last night

person 1: yah g I feel you, i been feeling mad stanley these past few days too

by melanatedman69creamerboy April 17, 2022

stanley

Short for "Stanley knife".

"You flash cockney bastards - YOU KNOW STANLEY"? (quote from Football Factory)

by neglesaks.dk July 15, 2008

stanley steamer

a machine that people rent after parties to get all stains out of carpets

how much is it to rent a stanley steamer, there's ash butts all over. Why didnt ppl use the ashtray?

by Dasec I mown April 26, 2006

stanley

A lard ass, who jiggles when he walks. He eats everyone's food and doesn't stop.

You've put on a lot a weight recently, you're looking like a bit of a Stanley

Did you eat all of my pasta, your such a bloody Stanley!

by truther23 June 8, 2018

slippy stanley

when your best friend poops in your mouth and then you shart it out into your other best friends mouth.

Katie that slippy stanley you gave the other day was phenomanal.

by Laurelana August 21, 2006

Stanley Steamer

an act where one's partner shits on their dick and then proceeds to "Stanley Steam clean" their dick off via fellatio.

Sheila worked for Stanley Steamer for Pat last night in his car.

by Unethical Lawz October 18, 2014