Squirtle

An act of fellatio, similar to a blumpie but performed on a bidet.

“Hey Judy!” shouted Ned, feeling fresh and confident, “How’s about a quick Squirtle before Jeopardy?”

by anonymous March 26, 2023

Squirkle

Half squirt, half quief

She squirkled all over me.
She gave me that squirkle

by susm May 20, 2023

Squirgle

To shift side to side moving oneself in a direction. To rotate to a different axes from another. To constantly squirm about moving to one place to another.

Please kid squirgle over a bit.

I squirgled myself into a bad situation.

Quit squirgling around and sit still.

by xlioilx4 June 15, 2023

Squirtle squad

Women who are not ashamed to experience stress urinary incontinence while squatting or deadlifting heavy weight and proudly clean up the messes they may make.

Uhoh, the squirtle squad has arrived. I hope the gym staff refilled the spray bottles and paper towels

by thegymmenace June 23, 2023

Squirtle squad

Opposite to charizarding. Where the girl lights a guys pubes on fire and put it out while squirting yelling Squirtle squad

I did it with a guy last night and Squirtle squad him

by Igodless July 18, 2024

Squirble Beef

You stand in a chalked on the floor circle, and you squirble by performing weird hand, head, neck, arm, leg movements to see who squirbles the best.
After determining who wins the squirble (Squirble can go indefinitely if nobody pulls out something that's extra ordinary and out does everyone) the winner starts the beef.

The winner chooses the fellow Squirbler to attack and does them dirty. The circle continues until the beefing is boring.

Yo lets go Squirble Beef tonight?

My grandma wanted to Squirble on this Beef.

by RufusPuffyMarshmallow May 21, 2024

Squirtle

When a person uses an enema to prepare for a anal session and does not eliminate all the water completely before the fun and accidentally shoots it out of their butt at an inopportune time.

"I was hooking up with this dude last night and when I gagged on his dick, I squirtled all over my feet."

by Iamincognito February 17, 2024