Splatching

The noise the penis makes when one starts masturbating but his penis is not entirely hard yet.

Joe started to jerk, but he got turned off by the splatching.

by Fhowa May 31, 2016

Squatch

A mythical creature that with a family of short people in Belmar New Jersey

Person 1: Yo have you seen the Belmar Sasquatch

Person 2: Yeah he’s my brother

by Thatbigguy6 November 8, 2017

Squashchino

A person who you can rely on that is squash like

You are such a squashchino

by Squashy March 4, 2019

Squatch

Watching something while squatting

Dad: I am going to squatch you play your football game

by Hydration Man April 6, 2020

Squatch Trucker

A large terrifying truck driver. Squatch’s are easily identified by their unkempt facial hair and large stature. Squatch’s have been known to cause loss of bowel and bladder function in people who challenge them. Squatch’s are also famous for their putrid flatulence, likely caused by the poor diet available to truckers.

The Driver became terrified and shat himself when he angered the Squatch Trucker at the fuel island.

by Bigdummie April 17, 2021

Scratching your arse and smelling your fingers

British • Verb Phrase
Intentionally doing something you know will cause you pain or emotional discomfort, just in order to feel something.

Person 1: This tastes absolutely disgusting.
Person 2: Why are you still eating it?

Person 1: ... I'm not really sure.
Person 2: You're just scratching your arse and smelling your fingers then, aren't you?

by Leery Loon November 26, 2021

Squatchy

Squatchy, short for sasquatch aka big foot. Meaning to believe in the possibility of amazing creatures and to hold oneself in high esteem. Believing in oneself and the conservation of sasquatch habitats. Sasquatch lovers usually enjoy forest bathing, being elusive, and are super kind hearted.

Stay squatchy my friend!

by Zazzy January 25, 2023