Ay, springes to catch woodcocks

1. A saying meaning "It doesn't take much to entice someone or something"
2. If said in a voice like that of a carton pirate it means "Aw, crap in a hat"

1. George: "Man, that fat kid sure ran after that candy bar"
Tim: "Ay, springes to catch woodcocks"
2. George: "Hey, that fat kid just stole your candy bar"
Tim (spoken like a cartoon pirate): "Ay, springes to catch woodcocks"

by Drew Burke March 15, 2004

Springtrap Fazbear

A retarded person that sometimes goes by the name Jordan he is extremely feminine and sounds like an anime girl his enemy is lolsquid

Springtrap Fazbear can go fuck off

by Springtrapfazbear September 3, 2018

Springtrap simps

Springtrap simps are the worst kinds of people they are necrophilics and are furrys and also don't care about ethics considering there simping for a murder of children from the hit game franchise fnaf

guy1 so I just found my girlfriend and friend on spring trap r34

guy2 you should probably break up her and ur friend there Springtrap simps along with the other simps

by mercy deserves medic April 19, 2022

Spoinker-doodle

Spoinker-doodle is a word created when the word "kaboodle" was loosing popularity. One guy claimed he made the word "kaboodle" up but no one would believe him, this lead him into the making of the word SPOINKER-DOODLE. It generally means the same as "kaboodle" in the sense of pointless spam and keep a conversation going anywhere, not only in forums, general conversations of sorts. A very good conversation starter.

People easily forget the "dash" in between SPOINKER and DOODLE, there has to be a line or the word means nothing and will immediately be ignored.

CORNEILLIUS: Soooo, regul8tor, u said yer mom died... how tragic...
REGuL8Tor: Yeah, i still cry to this day... It was a car accident...
CORNEILLIUS: oh...
REGuL8Tor: I'm bored...
CORNEILLIUS: Spoinker-doodle!!!

by Unperdictible May 2, 2006

Jerry Springer

someone who gets "sprung" easily. Falls into crushes quickly and numerously.

Dang, that dude gets sprung so much....he must be a Jerry Springer!

by MsPrada April 29, 2009

springer fuck fest

when 8 or more springer kids get to get together in one place and proceed to have a big oragy where everyone contracts 3 or more std's

my whole class got 4 std's from the last springer fuck fest

by jackadogoff January 12, 2011

Springer Dinger

A sexual act between male Houston Astros fans in which two or more male fans celebrate a George Springer home run by pulling out their genitals and start sword fighting each other while yelling "Springer Dinger"!

*George Springer home run!*

*Multiple men pull out their junk and startssword fighting with their genitals*

"SPRINGER DINGER! SPRINGER DINGER"

by tdf93 June 29, 2017