sponge nut

The constriction of the nut sack due to too much addaroll or other stimulants in the system.

usually apparent when trying to peace your girl after a latenight addie.

1. "i was smashing for hours but got fuckin sponge nut and couldnt finish the job"

2. "she was playing with it for a while but couldnt get it up all the way.. thanks sponge nut.."

by bleezy baby July 23, 2009

Port Sponge

What you brain becomes after drinking copious amounts of port

The port sponge was so heavy that after last night, that I had to hold my head in my hands for three days.

by sjm79 May 7, 2018

Butter Sponge

A British crumpet. A thick, flat savory cake with soft porous texture. It looks like a sponge and you put butter on it.

I had too many pints at the pub last night, so I need all the butter sponges this morning.

by T'boo Ted Marshall February 20, 2020

Dick Sponge

A mocking term used to describe an annoying disposition - the female equivalent of a "douche bag".

This club is full of dick sponges, let's go get some tacos instead.

by htothec June 21, 2012

sploge sponge

a)Any girl who takes loads of semen up her snatch, down the hatch, in her crack, and on her back. These chicks are down with the creampie be it anal or vaginal.

b)A person who is addicted to being ejaculated in, typically females. Also see whore or slut.

"Hey dude, see that girl? She's fucked everyone I know, and I don't even want to go into how many dicks she has sucked. She is a total sploge sponge!"

by Anal Boss 69 November 6, 2011

Sponge tahj

A thick soft roid head

That Jon is such a sponge tahj

by Rat slapper November 20, 2022

Sock Sponging

The delicasy art form of dumping in your sock, whilst ur partner sqeezes the sock like a sponge, so the juices from the usually solid form trickle down his/hers mouth, as he/she is cupping ones private parts with a wet sponge

turn around so we can do some sock sponging- I wanna taste that good shit!

by DirtyGertie September 11, 2009