sploge sponge

a)Any girl who takes loads of semen up her snatch, down the hatch, in her crack, and on her back. These chicks are down with the creampie be it anal or vaginal.

b)A person who is addicted to being ejaculated in, typically females. Also see whore or slut.

"Hey dude, see that girl? She's fucked everyone I know, and I don't even want to go into how many dicks she has sucked. She is a total sploge sponge!"

by Anal Boss 69 November 6, 2011

Port Sponge

What you brain becomes after drinking copious amounts of port

The port sponge was so heavy that after last night, that I had to hold my head in my hands for three days.

by sjm79 May 7, 2018

sponge nut

The constriction of the nut sack due to too much addaroll or other stimulants in the system.

usually apparent when trying to peace your girl after a latenight addie.

1. "i was smashing for hours but got fuckin sponge nut and couldnt finish the job"

2. "she was playing with it for a while but couldnt get it up all the way.. thanks sponge nut.."

by bleezy baby July 23, 2009

Sock Sponging

The delicasy art form of dumping in your sock, whilst ur partner sqeezes the sock like a sponge, so the juices from the usually solid form trickle down his/hers mouth, as he/she is cupping ones private parts with a wet sponge

turn around so we can do some sock sponging- I wanna taste that good shit!

by DirtyGertie September 11, 2009

Sponge tahj

A thick soft roid head

That Jon is such a sponge tahj

by Rat slapper November 20, 2022

Hate Sponge

A kind of call centre job you might find yourself doing one day. Essentially, it's any job where you sit and take complaints, but don't have any authority to fix the problem or help the customer, so all you can do is sit there and sponge up all the hate and anger they're directing at the company or product. Hence, Hate Sponge.

Anna: "So I heard you're working at SOME CORPORATION now"
John: "Yeah, but I'm just a hate sponge. It sucks."

by wordsmiths August 27, 2013

Dick Sponge

A mocking term used to describe an annoying disposition - the female equivalent of a "douche bag".

This club is full of dick sponges, let's go get some tacos instead.

by htothec June 21, 2012