Hym "Spiders-Man is the best! He's bunch of sentientspiders! He's a man, comprised of spiders! But it's still just him.... And not me Hym but HIM him."
You can say someone is suffering from Spiderman Syndrome, when they offer unsolicited help, make a mess and leave. Someone else has to clean the spider-web's they left.
My manager suffers from spiderman syndrome, he just bulldozed into my current project and made a mess and left, now I've to cleanup everything.
Whilst wanking furiously you begin to shout out loudly oh my god over and over again, this will undoubtedly wake up your missus. As soon as she sits bolt upright you cum into your wanking hand, then you flick your wrist towards her shouting go web go. Hopefully the love juice will hit her in the eyes. Thus emulating the greatest super hero of all time, Spiderman.
The act of gently fingering a females asshole while shooting string from a
Spider-Man Mega Blaster Web Shooter into the female's vagina. Covering it entirely with a web. It is an optional choice to sing the Spiderman theme song in the process.