shearing my llama

Shaving your cooter.

I've waited too long, now I need some help shearing my llama.

by Lizardo Moonboner April 16, 2014

swearing police

Something I'm glad does not exist.

Fuck the swearing police!

by Dubiks December 12, 2018

Erin Swearingen

Erin is a wonderful friend. She is perfect in everyway but she isnt better then k...e...l...l...i...e!(:

Erin Swearingen is sooo wonderful!!

by Kellie-loves-erin! August 6, 2011

Hope Swearingen

what a cool kid and is recently single

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

speating

Spiteful eating. Eating something to deliberately hurt or annoy an individual.

My boyfriend really wanted the last piece of pizza but he was a total dick today so I'm speating it.

by moxiesummers March 20, 2015

Speaking German

Since and uncircumcised penis looks like a German Helmet. Speaking German, giving German Lessons or going to Germany is having sex or engaging in sexual behavior.

That guy was so hot. He took me home and gave me German Lessons. Let's just say, he was Speaking German so well I am now fluent.

by Buttercup99 October 21, 2010

speaking Portuguese

Going down on a woman with a Brazilian.

I'm so tired - I was up late last night speaking Portuguese with my girlfriend...

by Late Eddie September 1, 2009