National Soviet Union day

July 28th is national Soviet Union appreciation day

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by sovietaxolotl July 28, 2019

soviet

any thing or thought that is very very distorted and disorganized.

"I swear these directions are soviet as fuck, I cant wrap my head around them and Im getting more and more lost."

"Lets pay that riff again, this time not so... soviet. I couldnt even hear what was going on."

by Capn CocoCripsy November 3, 2008

Soviet Anthem

The greatest song ever. ( Not true!) Was used by The USSR from 1943-1991, with some post Stalin mods in 1977. Proletarii vsekh stran, soyedinyaytes. This does not reflect the political views of the writer. Communism never works, and should be abolished outright all over the world.

The Soviet Anthem is a song played by those in the world whom truly believe in the flawed theory of Communism.

by Winnie Smith February 1, 2018

soviet butt shovel

The sexual act that involves two women on all fours backed up to each other butt-to-butt. A male then inserts his penis in to one girls butt and his balls in the other girls butt.

The advanced move requires both girls to clench around the their respective male members and crawl in opposite directions.

Hey Josh, can you wife come over tonight? Susan and I want to experiment with a soviet butt shovel and we need a second girl. You can hold the camera!

by BreakBeatDrums October 4, 2015

In soviet russia...

Silly internet joke alluding to an episode of Family Guy. The quote from the show was,"In Soviet Russia, car drives you!" The variations of the joke is created by inverting the subject and direct object of a sentence. Often used by postwhores trying to join a conversation with no meaningful input.

In Soviet Russia, definition makes you!

by OuchyGrouchy March 1, 2005

In Soviet Russia...

An inside joke started on the show Family Guy. A phrase in "(subject) (verb) (noun)" form becomes, "In Soviet Russia, (noun) (verb) YOU!"

Example:

Before: I'm out of ideas.
After: In Soviet Russia, ideas run out of YOU!

In Soviet Russia, definition adds YOU!

by dj gs68 September 12, 2003

Soviet Kitsch

When one performs the act of copulation when the woman is in her menstrual cycle.

"And we did the Soviet Kitsch, and my dick was all bloody!"

by DI-Unit June 24, 2005