Soggy Woggy

When you’re sad and feeling down in the dumps :((( - Jeanie 2019

Jeanie : im feeling soggy woggy

Noddy: soggy woggy 👊🏻😭

by ChildBeatoor420 January 7, 2020

Soggy Rocket

The instance where a hermaphrodite gets turned on and subsequently gets both an erection and wet at the same time

Yo man, I hooked up with that hermy chick yesterday, her soggy rocket was so huge it was more like a slippery shuttle.

by CaptainPopopo February 8, 2018

Soggy randy

The act of having a mixture of sexual fluid and snot in your mustache, then proceeding to make out with your significant other.

"Oh last night was wild dude. I gave Sarah a good ol soggy randy."

by irondeath March 10, 2017

Soggy Dumper

Fat, flat, mom ass; most often seen in mom jeans.

"Dude I thought that cougar was hot until she turned around and I saw her soggy dumper."

by BossAssBitch December 20, 2014

Soggy lettuce

Someone with no personality

Omg mollie is such a soggy lettuce

by Toné hab March 3, 2017

Soggy Hashbrown

A Soggy Hashbrown is when you get a small animal such as a Hamster or Gerbil, basically any animal small enough to fit in your anus. Then you gently push the animal into your anus, then wait about 5 minutes. When you pull it out it should be damp, with the fluids of your anus. This animal is now defined as a Soggy Hashbrown.

"So basically I got my hamster, named Ham Ham. And I crammed him into my ass. I waited until the squealing stopped. When I pulled him out, he was one hell of a soggy hashbrown."

by Mysterious Loaf November 28, 2016

Soggy Beef

Soggy, Beef -

1) A pointless argument that doesn't make sense.

Beef in slang is when something gets heated and creates drama, this is the same but soggy just means silly, pathetic and has no-point to it.

2) Literally Soggy Beef. Beef that turned out soggy once cooked.

#soggybeef on Twitter

Soggy Beef -
Example:

1) I had an argument with Steve last night, real soggy, beef.

2) Martin, this beef is soggy. ''Gosh darnit, I do not want soggy, beef again.''

by njabindon September 22, 2014